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Archive of entries posted on 26th March 2019

Tuesday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 26 March 2019, 9:00 pm

Old songs are the best.

[The YouTube]

What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

Filed under Open Thread, Videos | 9 Comments

If It Saves Just One Life…

Posted by Harvey on 26 March 2019, 8:00 pm

In South Carolina, a school bus swerved to avoid a pair of squirrels on the road and crashed into a house.

At last – the perfect metaphor for every government program ever.

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

I Believe It’s Autumn There, Now – a Season Completely Devoid of Meaning for Them

Posted by Harvey on 26 March 2019, 7:00 pm

[The Logistics of Living in Antarctica] (Viewer #2,224,640)

I’m skipping making the obligatory “The Thing” reference as a courtesy, but still, I just can’t picture myself being someone who works in this winter wasteland, and I’m from Wisconsin.

Filed under Videos | Comment

Link of the Day: I Insist You Read the First Paragraph

Posted by Harvey on 26 March 2019, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Joel D. Hirst’s Blog]

What Causes Poverty? — (Hint, nothing)

I really liked the first paragraph. The rest… it was ok.

Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

Trump Truths: Bombs

Posted by Harvey on 26 March 2019, 4:00 pm

If President Trump had dropped a MOAB for every fake news Russian collusion “bombshell” the media ran with, we’d not only win the war on terror, but Afghanistan would spontaneously burst into flame on every map and globe.

Filed under Trump Truths | 2 Comments

It’s Only an Emergency if You’re Not Prepared

Posted by Harvey on 26 March 2019, 2:00 pm

(2 of 3 based on quotes from Kurt Schlichter [High Praise! to Townhall])

Filed under Funny Pictures | 4 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: The First Line in Mueller’s Report…

Posted by Harvey on 26 March 2019, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The first line in Mueller’s report…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 49 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: Voluminous

Posted by Harvey on 26 March 2019, 10:00 am

[source]

Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 1 Comment

Ambiguous

Posted by Harvey on 26 March 2019, 8:00 am

In her latest save-the-world tweet, Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said we should ban “semiautos“.

Not sure if she knows those are guns or if she’s against hybrid cars.

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

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