[High Praise! to Oppo]

Pink Causes (to the tune of “Pink Houses” by John Mellencamp)

There’s a bland man with a bland dog livin’ in a grand neighborhood
He got somewhat more interesting runnin’ for the whole nine yards
You know he thinks that we’ve got it too good
There’s a rich woman in the background, talk about fantastic luck!
And he looks at her and says, “Hey darlin’, I can remember when
You bought me that truck! ”

Oh but ain’t that America for you and me?
Ain’t that America for the DNC?
Disdain America home of the free
Liberal pink causes for you and me

There’s a young man down in Texas
With rock ‘n’ roll political aspirations
He’s got TV hair, TV smile
He says, “Lord this must be one desperate nation!”
‘Cause they told me to act younger
“Boy you’re gonna be president.”
But just like everything else that crazy Betomania
Just kinda came and went

Oh but ain’t that a miracle for you and me?
Ain’t that a miracle for the DNC?
Disdain America home of the free
Liberal pink causes for you and me

Well there are legals, and illegals
How do we know, know, know?
Go to work in some high rise
And live down south in Mexico
Ooh yeah
And there’s whiners and there’s losers
But they ain’t no big deal
‘Cause the simple fact baby isn’t moats,
Or boats,
But who counts the votes.

Oh ain’t that America for you and me?
Ain’t that America for the DNC?
Disdain America home of the free
Liberal pink causes for you and me