You can see there’s nothing up my sleeves, and now, to be marveled at by the media, when I wave my magic wand, out of nowhere will appear shopworn leftist pukeworthy dogma . . .
“Come on, come on, turn the radio on
It’s Friday night and it won’t be long
Gotta do my hair, put my make-up on
It’s Friday night and it won’t be long ’til I
Hit the dancefloor
Hit the dancefloor
I got all I need
No I ain’t got cash
I ain’t got cash
But I got you baby”
“Hit me, bro, I’m open…”
“Gimme some up-twinkles, people.”
“Hands up – don’t vote”
…Campaigning is the pits…
“Cinco de Mayo plus Cinco de Mayo = Diez Mi Amigos!”
Hands up don’t shoot!!
Or perhaps it’s…pants up don’t loot.
Hands up, don’t poop!
“You got me – I’m guilty of appropriating RFK and Reagan.”
Come forward and be healed!
“So then the kids I fantasized about running over were all like —-!”
Moresilly Marceau
A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
Said no mime ever.
I am Manos…and these are the hands of fate!
Master doesn’t like it when he goes off-script.
“See, ladies? I too have a glass ceiling, only it’s crystal and it’s a wall and I’m against it. What was the question again?”
Beto At His Party, While Trump Walks on Broken Glass and Climbs Through Ductwork To Stop Terrorists
“… And after the election, there’ll be two reasons I’m called the ‘One-Man Wave’!”
“Stop me before I gesture again…”
With those gestures of his Mandrake the Magician ain’t got nothin’ on Beto!
“If any country attacks America while I’m President, I’ll be like…”
Oh, ho, ho
It’s magic you know
Never believe, it’s not so
When I was a kitten a friend of mine insisted those lyrics were
“Oh, oh, oh it’s my d*ck”
Now that’s what it always sounds like to me.
“Thanks To PhotoShop, You Can’t Even See The Marionette’s Strings”
Not sure if it’s jazz hands or a surrender, but it’s cultural appropriation and either the blacks or the French are going to be furious…
I need to Ban something, just not roll-on.
Marvel’s new action hero AKA Superfluous.
Cellophane
Mr. Cellophane
Should have been my name…
… more like Social Pain
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“It’s Fun To Stay at the Y – M – M – V!”
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“Throw me a baby, Hon. I’ll help you take care of the kids for awhile.”
“Hold my beer… and watch this.”
Beto on the wrong side of the invisible border wall.
“don’t taz me bro”
“The Democrats have the most diverse candidate field. We have candidates that are green, female, brown, black, yellow, and normal.”
Check yourself, Beto! Ain’t no normal here…
You can see there’s nothing up my sleeves, and now, to be marveled at by the media, when I wave my magic wand, out of nowhere will appear shopworn leftist pukeworthy dogma . . .
Beto vs. Trumps plays a lot like Bambi vs. Godzilla.
You put your right arm in
You put your right arm out
You put your right arm in
And then you shake it all about
You put your left arm in
You put your left arm out
You put your left arm in
And then you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That’s what it’s all about!!
Robert Francis “Sweato” O’Rourke (D) – Whataburger
“No, I’m pretty sure this is how you signal a Field Goal.”
“Hands up – Don’t Meme!”
“Hey, macarena!”
extra helping ~~~
I once caught a fish THIIIIISSSSS big!
“C’mon, man, I swear to God, I didn’t know Hillary was running. Can’t we talk about this?”
As God as my witness…I thought turkeys could fly!
♪ “Walk Like a Venezuelan . . .”♪
“Yeah, Kennedy looked like Voldemort with unicorn blood dripping from his lips. That was pretty awesome! This is all I got…”
I tried to buy a halo, and all i got was this huge minus sign.
“Think of the government as a big Statue of Liberty. . . . “
“I’m not worthy, I’m not worthy!”
Oh man, look at the tracers…totally awesome dude….
“Don’t shoot, Officer. I swear I’ve only had one beer.”
dances to the tune of cheap thrills
“Come on, come on, turn the radio on
It’s Friday night and it won’t be long
Gotta do my hair, put my make-up on
It’s Friday night and it won’t be long ’til I
Hit the dancefloor
Hit the dancefloor
I got all I need
No I ain’t got cash
I ain’t got cash
But I got you baby”
“Hold it, everyone. Keep your seats. This ain’t over until Walrus attributes it to aliens.”