Thursday Night Open Thread

I never really got the B-52s. They were something odd to look at. Their music was different. But, I just didn’t get it. Still don’t.

To me, they’re like Lil Wayne or Florida-Georgia Line. Someone who makes money selling records, just not to me.

[The YouTube]

So, what’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Thursday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

Technically, It Counts As a Mutant Power

Researchers have discovered that some humans have a “sixth sense” enabling them to detect the Earth’s magnetic field.

Then you have Democrats embracing socialism who can’t even tell which way the wind is blowing.

Gravity: It’s the Little Things

[Astronaut demos drinking coffee in space] (Viewer #3,004,356)

Link of the Day: If Only the Federal Government Were Always This Irrelevant

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

‘We Must Resist Trump!’ Cries Woman Whose Life Hasn’t Changed In The Slightest Since Trump Was Elected

Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Trump Truths: Help

If the only way for President Trump to win the election in 2016 was with Putin’s help, aren’t Democrat candidates burning a lot of bridges for 2020 by backing Mueller?

Weekend Work Is Out (Song Parody)

[High Praise! to Oppo]

[title reference link]

Weekend Work Is Out (to the tune of “We Can Work It Out” by the Beatles)

Try to see it my way
Do I have to keep on working when I could be home?
Why’d you see it your way?
Run the risk of knowing that the gov may soon be Rome?

Weekend work is out
Weekend work is out

Think of what you’re saying:
I can smoke a bong and steal and drink, and it’s my right.
Think of what I’m saying:
I apply for aid and still get paid and say good night.

Weekend work is out
Weekend work is out

I need child support, and on your dime
No fussing with FICA, my friend;
I have always thought that it beats crime
So things are askew once again.

Try to send it my way
Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong
Why divert it your way?
There’s a chance that funds are getting short before too long…

Weekend work is out
Weekend work is out

Lifetime’s on the tube, and there’s no time
For bussing, moonlighting, my friend;
I have always thought a life of crime
Might just convince you once again:

Try to send it my way
Do I have to keep on working when I can be home?
Why’d you see it your way —
Run the risk of knowing that the gov is like Stockholm?

Weekend work is out
Weekend work is out!

Straight Line of the Day: A New Supercomputer Can Do a Quintillion Calculations Per Second. It Will Be Used to…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A new supercomputer can do a quintillion calculations per second. It will be used to…

The Illustrated Frank J: Worked for Manhattan

[title reference link]

[source]

The Answer Is 42

Now a reality: a $500,000,000 supercomputer that does a quintillion calculations per second.

STILL can’t count high enough to put a price tag on the Green New Deal.