Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new supercomputer can do a quintillion calculations per second. It will be used to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new supercomputer can do a quintillion calculations per second. It will be used to…
…mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms.
…play solitaire
…reign supreme until it becomes obsolete in three months.
…add up the spiraling costs of socializing the government…
…play a game of chess…right after it becomes self-aware…
…crunch the data stored in the NSA’s Bluffdale UT facility.
…fill out a killer NCAA bracket…
…do whatever it pleases, you disgusting blob of carbon compounds.
Say things like:
“Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed. Here’s another one of those self-satisfied doors. Life! Don’t talk to me about life.”
… take stowaways up to the bridge.
…figure out the division of property in the Bezos divorce…
…Aid the Chinese military….ooops.
— the Calgon 9000 computer.
…taunt us a second time…
…design and construct a supercomputer that can do 7 septillion calculations per second.
Count the number of dead people voting Democrat.
That is an incalculable number.
…upload cat videos.
…open the pod bay doors. Maybe.
and HAL can go suck it.
(missed this one)
A new supercomputer can do a quintillion calculations per second. It will be used to…
watch pr0n.
A new supercomputer can do a quintillion calculations per second. It will be used to…
well, I’m not saying it involves Aliens but… it involves Aliens.
State the obvious:
“You are Kirk. You are the creator”
A new supercomputer can do a quintillion calculations per second. It will be used to…
post the last sign on the Moon.
A new supercomputer can do a quintillion calculations per second. It will be used to…
try and figure out what a woman wants.
…to wear, in under two hours.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha… no way Jose.
calculate how to do Hrair calculations per second.
A new supercomputer can do a quintillion calculations per second. It will be used to…
come up with a plan to save Rock Ridge.
Obviously a racist ploy to outshine Cleavon Little.
A new supercomputer can do a quintillion calculations per second. It will be used to…
calculate the odds of getting a Royal Fizzbin.
on Tuesday?
how to build a computer to do a sextillion calculations per second…. and how to keep Bill Clinton from giggling when saying sextillion.
do a cotillion
calculate how to build a better wooden badger.
…order hookers and blow
…play a game… of thermonuclear war.
keep the pod bay doors closed…. and disable the airlock… FTW.
…keep tech support teams from the sub-continent of India employed for decades.
explain Common Core Math
No one can do that, even the people who teach it.
calculate the airspeed of a fully laden swallow
African or European?
I don’t know that…AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do those 10 kinds of birds have to do with anything?
…tell us why blackberries are red when they’re green.
…find out who put the bop in the bop shoo bop
And who put the ram, in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong?
…explain why the rent is too damn high.
Track the ever increasing number of democrats running for president.
Alternatively, you could count the ones that aren’t running with 1 hand.
A new supercomputer can do a quintillion calculations per second. It will be used to…
…figure out the absolute value of pi.
…being treated like an object.
…secretly switch your coffee with Folgers Crystals
…determine which of the 837 genders you are.
What if you don’t identify as a gender?
I identify with that.
…get you kid onto the USC crew team.
… to calculate the National Debt.
…accidentally expose your SSN.
A new supercomputer can do a quintillion calculations per second. It will be used to…
Calculate my income tax!
…divide by zero.
…determine how many are a Brazilian.
-A special request by AOC after hearing Brazilians live in Rio de Janeiro.