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Archive of entries posted on 22nd March 2019

Friday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 22 March 2019, 9:00 pm

I love Weird Al.

[The YouTube]

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

Filed under Open Thread, Videos | 11 Comments

He’s Not Wrong

Posted by Harvey on 22 March 2019, 8:00 pm

During a speech to a crowd of Democrats, former Vice-President Joe Biden said “I have the most progressive record of anybody running“.

That’s true. Why, during his first years in government alone, the stone tablets clearly show him voting in favor of both fire AND the wheel.

Filed under One-Shots | 2 Comments

Little Bitty Cool Thing

Posted by Harvey on 22 March 2019, 7:00 pm

[DIY Miniature Snow globe] (Viewer #33,694)

Posted because I admire people who are good at what they do, and because I can’t even imagine what it’s like to have the patience to do something so tiny and so time consuming.

Filed under Videos | Comment

Link of the Day: I’d Heard About #3 Before I Saw This List

Posted by Harvey on 22 March 2019, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

15 Things You Might Not Have Known About the RMS Titanic

Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 1 Comment

Trump Truths: Movies

Posted by Harvey on 22 March 2019, 4:00 pm

In all future Marvel movies, Stan Lee’s cameos will be performed by President Trump in a cheap wig and aviators. He will be wearing Stan’s actual mustache, though.

Filed under Trump Truths | 5 Comments

I Like How He Included Bernie’s Head-Bandage

Posted by Harvey on 22 March 2019, 2:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Daily Gouge]

[title reference link]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 2 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: Now Blocked on Facebook…

Posted by Harvey on 22 March 2019, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Now blocked on Facebook…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 28 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: Qualifications

Posted by Harvey on 22 March 2019, 10:00 am

[reference link]

[source]

Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 6 Comments

Are You SURE It’s Not a Vast, Right-Wing Conspiracy?

Posted by Harvey on 22 March 2019, 8:00 am

Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez blamed “racism, sexism, and Fox News” for her falling approval ratings.

Her ongoing struggles against the oppressions of math, science, and, like, grammar notwithstanding.

[title reference link]

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

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