Straight Line of the Day: Now Blocked on Facebook… Posted by Harvey on 22 March 2019, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Now blocked on Facebook…
… lectures on partial-recursive model theory, apparently, or else my recent posts would obviously have thousands of likes. Reply to this comment
Now blocked on Facebook… Every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun. Reply to this comment
…all those lovers Paul Simon outed. Plus: Trigger the Commies like Ronald, Donald. …any sucker that Facebook once gave an even break to. …people near a phone who mention Facebook blocks. …well, it ain’t people who have never read a Good Book. (Though God told them to Take A Look.) Reply to this comment
…criticism of Facebook…
…Russian hackers (We promise)…
…truth, justice, and the American Way…
…Kellyanne Conway’s hubby….I hate that sucker!
I’m not saying its aliens, but its aliens
Hate speech … against Facebook.
Your face
…dam cat videos.
…their own FAQ.
…ads for computer programming courses.
…Hitler. Stalin’s cool though.
… lectures on partial-recursive model theory, apparently, or else my recent posts would obviously have thousands of likes.
… Lives, Matter
whatever it is you are thinking about putting up.
Now blocked on Facebook…
is unknown because it is blocked.
Now blocked on Facebook…
whatever whiney liberals say hurts their feelings.
Now blocked on Facebook…
Recipes for cooking fifteen or more schnitzengruben.
Unless you’re from Havana.
Now blocked on Facebook…
Every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun.
…any mention of Mark Zuckerberg’s lizard ancestors.
…facts.
…unshopped photos.
Giving a Harumph to conservative politicians.
…anything determined to be ungood by Facebook’s Ministry of Truth.
…MySpace friend requests.
LEEROY JENKINS!
…chicken
…all those lovers Paul Simon outed.
Plus: Trigger the Commies like Ronald, Donald.
…any sucker that Facebook once gave an even break to.
…people near a phone who mention Facebook blocks.
…well, it ain’t people who have never read a Good Book. (Though God told them to Take A Look.)