Monday Night Open Thread

How far away is far away? Pretty darn far, as I found out recently.

[The YouTube]

Yeah, this was a year ago, but I missed it. But now I know. And so do you.

What else do you know? Got something you’d like to share with the group? It’s Monday Night Open Thread, and you pick the topic.

Who wants to start?

Hard Truth of This Economy

With restaurants adding robot waitresses and robot burger flippers, some chefs are worried they might be replaced soon, too.

Well, buddy, learn to code. So you can hack the robochef threatening your job.

Scary Clowns Are Making a Comeback

[Drawing Pennywise the Dancing Clown | drawholic] (Viewer #8,721,252)

What fascinates me most about this is how he chooses which part to work on next. He’ll completely finish one area, and then move on to the next. I would’ve imagined he’d do a rough sketch of the whole thing and fill in the details by layers.

Link of the Day: The Real Take Away? 93% of Denials Are False Positives

[High Praise! to Ammo.com]

Gun Background Checks: How the State Came To Decide Who Can and Cannot Buy a Firearm

Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Trump Truths: Resign

No need to impeach President Trump. If the MSM stopped pearl-clutching over his tweets, he’d get bored of the job and quit. Course, that’d be like trying to get hobos to stop drinking sterno.

Quote of the Day: Watch Those Elbows

[High Praise! to Mullings]

“Many, if not most, of the Democratic candidates for President will keep running to their left in order to capture the base vote until their arguments completely blow right by Bernie Sander’s version of Socialism and begin rubbing economic elbows with Marxist Communism.

Democrats worried about re-electing Trump? Quit worrying about Howard Schultz and start worrying about where your candidates say they want to lead the country.”

There’s Only One Difference

[Submitted by Slapout (High Praise!)]

Straight Line of the Day: Canada Needs a Nickname. What Should We Call It?

(inspired by a suggestion from walruskkkch [High Praise!])

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Canada needs a nickname. What should we call it?

The Illustrated IMAO: The Socialist Disease

[High Praise! to Oppo and Tom]

Is It a Hate Crime to Be Left Off the List?

After Democrat Congresswoman Ilhan Omar bashed Israel, the House passed a resolution condemning hate against “African-Americans, Latinos, Native Americans, Asian-Americans and Pacific Islanders and other people of color, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Sikhs, the LGBTQ community, immigrants, and others.”

All I can say is that I’m glad I’m still free to hate overly-verbose virtue-signalers.