Harvey is still retired. But here’s a piece he wrote 10 years ago today. We laughed then. It still gives us a chuckle today. — The Editors
So after being told over & over again that Iran is completely harmless, it turns out that they’ll be hitting us with nukes as soon as they stockpile enough Mentos & Diet Coke to fuel their rockets.
I’ve never been a conspiracy theorist… well, ok, yeah, I joined the Round-Earthers back in college, but it was just to get into Brenda Dunwitty’s pants, so that doesn’t really count.
The point is – what other shocking discoveries am I in for this year?
I speculate wildly thus:
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* Michelle Obama was actually BORN a woman.
* As was Frank J.
* Not so, Nancy Pelosi
* The Swedish Chef found religion after the Muppet Show ended.
* Moon landing fake.
* Shamwow real.
* David Hasselhoff – vegetarian
* Harry Reid – not just his name, but also his wife’s nickname for his equipment.
* Barack Obama – Sith apprentice
* Michael Moore is just Rush Limbaugh in a fat suit. Have you EVER seen them together?
What’s YOUR nightmare scenario of a shocking revelation?
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Raccoons don’t really wash their food before eating it; probably lied about other things too.
Hugo Chavez is actually the dead pirate Long Juan Silver.
It’s actually Basil not Basil.
“Bacon” and “Tofu” replaced by silly DNC blue uptwinkles on IMAO…
Oh, wait…YEAH!!!
Don’t know what everyone else is seeing but it looks like we got both.
Treat it like the mixed vegetable medley you get when you order that 28oz Porterhouse.
Always substitute the Fries. Always.
So, alternate definitions are
Thumbs up = Fries
Thumbs down = Mixed vegetable medley
Seems legit.
The Berlin Wall was actually a fraternity prank.
What’s YOUR nightmare scenario of a shocking revelation?
I AM actually back in High School and I AM actually naked in my Calculus exam. Oh, and I AM actually late for it.