Boeing’s Starliner Won’t Reach Space Station, NASA Chief Says
space.com | 2019-12-20T13:22:42Z | Chelsea Gohd

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About 90 minutes after blastoff, NASA Administrator Jim Bridenstine said on Twitter that the capsule will not be able to reach the space station because it burned too much fuel during the anomaly.

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“Starliner in stable orbit. The burn needed for a rendezvous with the ISS did not happen. Working the issue.”

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