Straight Line of the Day: What Would Make the Doomsday Clock Go Backward? Posted by Oppo on 11 February 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: What Would Make the Doomsday Clock Go Backward?
What Would Make the Doomsday Clock Go Backward? Well I’m not saying it’s Aliens but… it’s Aliens. Reply to this comment
What Would Make the Doomsday Clock Go Backward? A new bunch of concerned scientists. Reply to this comment
What Would Make the Doomsday Clock Go Backward? The Cleveland Browns winning the Super Bowl. Reply to this comment
Superman flying extremely fast , going east to west through the ionosphere at the equator… Reply to this comment
What Would Make the Doomsday Clock Go Backward? An innovative use of sheep’s bladders. Reply to this comment
What Would Make the Doomsday Clock Go Backward? I don’t know what it would take. In fact all I know about the Doomsday Clock is….it takes a beating, and still keeps on ticking. Reply to this comment
I don’t know about making the doomsday clock go backwards, but Elizabeth Warren’s face could stop it. Reply to this comment
Maybe if it got a social life. Has anybody thought to introduce her to Big Ben? Reply to this comment
What Would Make the Doomsday Clock Go Backward? Handing over control to the Union of Actually Informed Scientists Reply to this comment
To make the Doomsday Clock go backward, I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists. Reply to this comment
A mirror.
What Would Make the Doomsday Clock Go Backward?
Well I’m not saying it’s Aliens but… it’s Aliens.
What Would Make the Doomsday Clock Go Backward?
A new bunch of concerned scientists.
What Would Make the Doomsday Clock Go Backward?
The Cleveland Browns winning the Super Bowl.
I’m pretty sure that would set it to midnight and WE’D ALL BE DEAD!!!
No, that would be if the Kansas City Chiefs won it… oh dear.
That would be worse than crossing the proton streams!
What Would Make the Doomsday Clock Go Backward?
A virgin sacrifice.
The Green Nude Eel…it’ll take us all back 100 years.
That ain’t no virgin … it’s been tried before.
Tried successfully?
True virgin sacrifice has never been tried.
who cares?
the advancement of socialism
A nice fat check!
What Would Make the Doomsday Clock Go Backward?
Daylight Savings Time.
Obama’s parents, whoever they are, taking a retroactive birth control pill.
Superman flying extremely fast , going east to west through the ionosphere at the equator…
Trump/Pence 2020/2024
Repealing the 22nd amendment.
A better grasp of reality…
Ernst Stavro Blofeld
What Would Make the Doomsday Clock Go Backward?
An innovative use of sheep’s bladders.
What Would Make the Doomsday Clock Go Backward?
A good slap to the face.
What Would Make the Doomsday Clock Go Backward?
I don’t know what it would take. In fact all I know about the Doomsday Clock is….it takes a beating, and still keeps on ticking.
I think it is more like Zeno’s clock used to frighten the rubes.
Don Trump playing his HAARP.
Crossing the streams.
Total protonic reversal.
Chekov actually finding a nu-clear-ar wessle.
…you just fade out your voice…like…this… and cue the orchestra.
Gonna need a montage.
Play ELO’s Fire On High.
I don’t know about making the doomsday clock go backwards, but Elizabeth Warren’s face could stop it.
Extra helping ~~~
The kcolc yadsmood
Strap it to the Bernie Sanders Campaign
A mood ring
…playing, “In The Year 2525” backwards.
If Christie Brinkley dropped the restraining order and went out with me.
You got one of those too?
Tax it…
Nuclear Armageddon
Maybe if it got a social life. Has anybody thought to introduce her to Big Ben?
What Would Make the Doomsday Clock Go Backward?
Handing over control to the Union of Actually Informed Scientists
To make the Doomsday Clock go backward, I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.