Straight Line of the Day: Rubes! Don’t You See Why DC, CA, MA, and NY Should Govern You? For Example …
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…you could have the moral rectitude of Hollywood, the financial sensibility of DC, the law and order of NYC, and the orderly roads and traffic of Boston.
“Plastic Straw Ban”
The “Citizen Disarmament Act”
The “Illegal Alien Statewide Street Vendor Protection” Act
The “Illegal Alien Voter-Fraud Enablement” Act
The “Glass Ceiling Affirmative Action” Act
The “Gender X Confusion” Act
The Walking Around With An Ice Cream Cone in Your Pocket on a Sunday Law
The Taking a Selfie With a Tiger Prohibition Law
The Prohibition Against Giving Beer to Hospital Patients Law
Sadly, Vermont and Illinois almost look sane by comparison.
…you could have the moral rectitude of Hollywood, the financial sensibility of DC, the law and order of NYC, and the orderly roads and traffic of Boston.
…just think of the taxes you could be paying!
… they think the apex of modern transportation is the train…
… anyone can be a farmer – it takes someone special to manipulate credit default swaps…
… shut up, he explained…
What’s not to like about the following laws?
“Plastic Straw Ban”
The “Citizen Disarmament Act”
The “Illegal Alien Statewide Street Vendor Protection” Act
The “Illegal Alien Voter-Fraud Enablement” Act
The “Glass Ceiling Affirmative Action” Act
The “Gender X Confusion” Act
The Walking Around With An Ice Cream Cone in Your Pocket on a Sunday Law
The Taking a Selfie With a Tiger Prohibition Law
The Prohibition Against Giving Beer to Hospital Patients Law
Sadly, Vermont and Illinois almost look sane by comparison.
Rubes! Don’t You See Why DC, CA, MA, and NY Should Govern You? For Example …
they want to, ain’t that enough?
Rubes! Don’t You See Why DC, CA, MA, and NY Should Govern You? For Example …
the citizens there are so loving and care so much for everyone!
Garfield tells us Wyoming doesn’t exist. https://youtu.be/MYEa1ocSgyI
Neither does Belgium………… https://www.zapatopi.net/belgium/
“Rubes! Don’t You See Why DC, CA, MA, and NY Should Govern You? For Example …”
Oh, wait: you’re deplorable rubes, and you wouldn’t understand, anyway.
Shut up.
Rubes! Don’t You See Why DC, CA, MA, and NY Should Govern You? For Example …
they can teach you so much about farming!