Straight Line of the Day: Kirk Liked Green Chicks and Sulu. So Why Doesn’t the Left Like Him? Posted by Oppo on 24 February 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Kirk Liked Green Chicks and Sulu. So Why Doesn’t the Left Like Him? Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to share on Skype (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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Kirk Liked Green Chicks and Sulu. So Why Doesn’t the Left Like Him? I…don’t know. Loading... Reply to this comment
Kirk Liked Green Chicks and Sulu. So Why Doesn’t the Left Like Him? Well I’m not saying it’s because of the Aliens but… oh wait, I really can’t say that, can I? Loading... Reply to this comment
Kirk Liked Green Chicks and Sulu. So Why Doesn’t the Left Like Him? Too closely associated with Chekov. Loading... Reply to this comment
Kirk Liked Green Chicks and Sulu. So Why Doesn’t the Left Like Him? Because that wouldn’t be logical. Loading... Reply to this comment
Kirk Liked Green Chicks and Sulu. So Why Doesn’t the Left Like Him? He thinks just because he is in charge, that he gets to make all the decisions. Loading... Reply to this comment
His phaser might not have been, but something else sure was. (Which explains the dislike by the “me too” crowd.) Loading... Reply to this comment
… Because he was constantly touting the Prime Directive, a creation of old white men… Loading... Reply to this comment
… He was guilty of cultural appropriation during the Kobayashi Maru test… Loading... Reply to this comment
… It has something to do with that unexplained trouble he had with “Tribbles”… Loading... Reply to this comment
Kirk Liked Green Chicks and Sulu. So Why Doesn’t the Left Like Him? Too Jewish. Loading... Reply to this comment
Kirk Liked Green Chicks and Sulu. So Why Doesn’t the Left Like Him? Because as Bob points out…Kirk was really a Khan man. Loading... Reply to this comment
Because the Left is the Borg, and Kirk would never assimilate, unlike some other star fleet captain I could mention. Loading... Reply to this comment
… he read preamble to the Constitution on-air once. … the trans porter wasn’t what they thought it would be. Loading... Reply to this comment
Don’t cross the streams! (Or my sense of humor hasn’t thawed out from that trip to Frostbite Falls last Friday.) Loading... Reply to this comment
Because he’d obtained the interstellar legal services of Crane, Poole, and Schmidt to fight illegal alien immigration. Loading... Reply to this comment
Because he is an icon of Roddenberry’s socialist Utopia, and the left has a long history of hating other people’s socialism. The only true socialism is the one they have not tried yet. Loading... Reply to this comment
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Kirk Liked Green Chicks and Sulu. So Why Doesn’t the Left Like Him?
Because he’s Canadian?
Kirk Liked Green Chicks and Sulu. So Why Doesn’t the Left Like Him?
The Left hates, fact of life.
Kirk Liked Green Chicks and Sulu. So Why Doesn’t the Left Like Him?
I…don’t know.
Kirk Liked Green Chicks and Sulu. So Why Doesn’t the Left Like Him?
Well I’m not saying it’s because of the Aliens but… oh wait, I really can’t say that, can I?
Because he’s gone where no MAN has gone before.
Kirk Liked Green Chicks and Sulu. So Why Doesn’t the Left Like Him?
Too closely associated with Chekov.
Kirk Liked Green Chicks and Sulu. So Why Doesn’t the Left Like Him?
Because that wouldn’t be logical.
He bears a striking resemblance to Denny Crane.
Kirk Liked Green Chicks and Sulu. So Why Doesn’t the Left Like Him?
He thinks just because he is in charge, that he gets to make all the decisions.
… Because his phaser wasn’t always set to “fun”…
His phaser might not have been, but something else sure was.
(Which explains the dislike by the “me too” crowd.)
… Because he was constantly touting the Prime Directive, a creation of old white men…
… He was guilty of cultural appropriation during the Kobayashi Maru test…
Because of his tendency to kill off reds.
… It has something to do with that unexplained trouble he had with “Tribbles”…
Kirk Liked Green Chicks and Sulu. So Why Doesn’t the Left Like Him?
Too Jewish.
… “Khan!!!”…
Kirk Liked Green Chicks and Sulu. So Why Doesn’t the Left Like Him?
Because as Bob points out…Kirk was really a Khan man.
Because the Left is the Borg, and Kirk would never assimilate, unlike some other star fleet captain I could mention.
… he read preamble to the Constitution on-air once.
… the trans porter wasn’t what they thought it would be.
…because illegal alien gave him the Kessel runs for 12 parsecs.
Don’t cross the streams!
(Or my sense of humor hasn’t thawed out from that trip to Frostbite Falls last Friday.)
Because he’d obtained the interstellar legal services of Crane, Poole, and Schmidt to fight illegal alien immigration.
…because he kept giving Bernie a red shirt.
Because he is an icon of Roddenberry’s socialist Utopia, and the left has a long history of hating other people’s socialism. The only true socialism is the one they have not tried yet.
Because he boldly went where no gender ambiguous being could ever go.
Because he thought LGBTQ meant the transporter was broke.