If you’re a political sherpa guiding a stranger through American politics, what’s important for them to know that while in Tibet they have creatures called Abominable Snowmen, otherwise known as the Yeti….we have Abominable Politicians, otherwise known as Democrats.
If You’re a Political Sherpa Guiding a Stranger Through American Politics, What’s Important for Them To Know?…
Don’t step in the Schiff.
Arguing with a politician is like wrestling a pig in the mud. You both get dirty, but after a while you realize the pig is enjoying it.
…the bottles to help you cope with the rarified atmosphere do not contain oxygen.
Sure they do! It’s combined with hydrogen to make the -OH radical.
…Don’t be a Nancy!
… Always tip your Sherpa…
…beware the deadly Clinton Crossing crevasse.
Beware of the crevasse that forms when any politician opens its mouth.
… Stay away from using binders…
… Tread carefully in cyber-space – you never know when a social media avalanche will bury you…
… The media is never your friend – pet them at your peril…
If you’re a political sherpa guiding a stranger through American politics, what’s important for them to know that while in Tibet they have creatures called Abominable Snowmen, otherwise known as the Yeti….we have Abominable Politicians, otherwise known as Democrats.
Politicians are cheap. They will always stiff you at the eighteenth and you don’t even receive total enlightenment when you you die.
Orange Man good, Democrats bad.
Here there be dragons
Don’t feed the pundits
When you have H2O, give them H2O Too.
Only apply topically
Liberalism is the Coronavirus of politics, it will kill the host if it can spread its misery to more victims first.
Liberals create dung heaps, liberal politicians hire Sherpas to guide them to the bottom.
Two votes good. Four votes better.
… “Always pack your trunk with pre-marked ballots – you never know when you might need them”…
If you’re a political sherpa guiding a stranger through American politics, what’s important for them to know?
How the three shells work.
Most politicians aren’t that interested in cleanliness
If you’re a political sherpa guiding a stranger through American politics, what’s important for them to know?
Their way back home.