Straight Line of the Day: Joe Biden Was Confused About the Meaning of “Super Tuesday.” He Thought…. Posted by Oppo on 3 March 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Joe Biden was confused about the meaning of “Super Tuesday.” He thought….
…the phrase was related to the waitress asking, “Do you want Super Salad with your Entree?” Reply to this comment
Joe thought they said “Stupor Choose Prey” and started rambling about his favorite shampoos. Reply to this comment
Joe Biden Was Confused About the Meaning of “Super Tuesday.” He Thought…. he was supposed to wear his Superman pajamas. Reply to this comment
Joe Biden was confused about the meaning of “Super Tuesday.” He thought…. Wednesday was prettier. Reply to this comment
Joe Biden was confused about the meaning of “Super Tuesday.” He thought…. well I’m not saying it was Aliens cause… Joe probably thought it wasn’t Aliens. Reply to this comment
Joe Biden was confused about the meaning of “Super Tuesday.” He thought…. it was purple mangrove convenient cracker croaker. Reply to this comment
…it meant he should use his own superpower of Fluous-ness… As he’s the most Superfluous candidate they have. Reply to this comment
. . . it meant celebrating Prince Tuesday’s birthday in the Land of Make Believe from Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood. Reply to this comment
He thought he was the Super Nazi and told the other candidates… No Super for you. Reply to this comment
Joe Biden Was Confused About the Meaning of “Super Tuesday.” He Thought…. He thought it was Tuesday Weld that was super. Actually, he was right that time. Reply to this comment
Goodbye, it’s Doody Tuesday Who could hang a vote on me When I’m changed with every new day Oh, I’m gonna miss me Reply to this comment
“dammit, if Epstein hadn’t killed himself I’d be on his island fondling little girls this tuesday.” Reply to this comment
…the phrase was related to the waitress asking, “Do you want Super Salad with your Entree?”
… he was being inducted into the Superhero Hall of Fame as “Sheriff Joe”…
….it was Clark Kent’s birthday.
…it was the day your “donations” to the superdelagates are due.
… he would be free to employ his super sense of smell to track down evildoers…
… “it was… you know… the thing “…
This sounds way too coherent to be Biden.
…it was the last day of Mardi Gras.
…it was the latest Marvel movie.
… he’d be getting free super-sizing at McDonalds…
…it meant extra-large tacos.
Joe thought they said “Stupor Choose Prey” and started rambling about his favorite shampoos.
Joe Biden Was Confused About the Meaning of “Super Tuesday.” He Thought….
he was supposed to wear his Superman pajamas.
Joe Biden was confused about the meaning of “Super Tuesday.” He thought….
Wednesday was prettier.
Joe Biden was confused about the meaning of “Super Tuesday.” He thought….
well I’m not saying it was Aliens cause… Joe probably thought it wasn’t Aliens.
Joe Biden was confused about the meaning of “Super Tuesday.” He thought….
it was purple mangrove convenient cracker croaker.
…you had to choose: soup or Tuesday.
He chose kitties.
…it meant he should use his own superpower of Fluous-ness… As he’s the most Superfluous candidate they have.
. . . it meant celebrating Prince Tuesday’s birthday in the Land of Make Believe from Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood.
He thought he was the Super Nazi and told the other candidates… No Super for you.
He thought it meant a visit from Gozer the Destructor.
Joe Biden Was Confused About the Meaning of “Super Tuesday.” He Thought….
He thought it was Tuesday Weld that was super. Actually, he was right that time.
Except he also thought she was that former Governor of Massachusetts.
Goodbye, it’s Doody Tuesday
Who could hang a vote on me
When I’m changed with every new day
Oh, I’m gonna miss me
Hey, I’m Joe Biden and my superpower is who the hell is Joe Biden?
… It had something to do with Italian plumbers and mushrooms.
it was all you can steal ‘tuesday’
“dammit, if Epstein hadn’t killed himself I’d be on his island fondling little girls this tuesday.”