Straight Line of the Day: Astronomers have detected the biggest explosion in the history of the universe (since the Big Bang). Its cause…
Straight Line of the Day: Astronomers have detected the biggest explosion in the history of the universe (since the Big Bang). Its cause…
CNN and MSNBC talking heads on election night 2020 when they announce Trump’s reelection and that the Republicans have taken back the House.
…implementation of the designated hitter rule.
…the comet Mentos collided with the Diet Coke Nebula.
Astronomers have detected the biggest explosion in the history of the universe (since the Big Bang). Its cause…
…somebody did not properly count three.
Astronomers have detected the biggest explosion in the history of the universe (since the Big Bang). Its cause…
…a fat boy saying, “Yo quiero Taco Bell.”
…an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
Astronomers have detected the biggest explosion in the history of the universe (since the Big Bang). Its cause…
…a plucky farm boy managed to make a one in a billion shot that destroyed an evil empire’s super weapon.
Astronomers have detected the biggest explosion in the history of the universe (since the Big Bang). Its cause…
…was the predictable aftermath of a Michael Moore marathon session at the Sizzler.
Michael Moore’s flatulence.
Ahem…please see above…
GMTA
… Tim Allen helping Sheriff Bart juice up Mongo’s Candygram
Astronomers have detected the biggest explosion in the history of the universe (since the Big Bang). Its cause…
…was the two toughest kids on the block, I guess. Sooner or later, they’re gonna fight.
…Luna Exterminatus
Astronomers have detected the biggest explosion in the history of the universe. Its cause…
well I’m not saying it was Aliens but… Come on, it had to be Aliens, right?
Astronomers have detected the biggest explosion in the history of the universe. Its cause…
TDS.
Astronomers have detected the biggest explosion in the history of the universe. Its cause…
one night of pure, perfect passion.
Astronomers have detected the biggest explosion in the history of the universe. Its cause…
the Romulans were a bit late on their protection payment, capisce?
… the editors of the New York Times when one of their birdcage liners accidentally went out with a truthful headline and story.
Astronomers have detected the biggest explosion in the history of the universe (since the Big Bang). Its cause…
…ooops! That wasn’t really an explosion. A firefly just happened to cross in front of the telescope.
Didn’t “just happen” – it aimed to misbehave.
Maybe if it was Rufus T Firefly, I could buy that explanation, but I am not about to infer devious motivations from the instinct-triggered actions of a bug.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjmA2cTNu8I
Okay, I concede the point. Little known bit of trivia about Firefly/Serenity that probably isn’t true (because I am just now making it up;)
Most people think Mal is short for Malcolm, but it is really short for Malcontent.
Great…the cat’s in season again…
Phone number?
867-5309
….one wafer thin mint
Do you know how many people are slapping themselves in the forehead for not thinking of that one earlier? I don’t know either, but I can guarantee it is at least one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxRnenQYG7I
… the Fed printing presses set to “plaid”…
Someone crossed the streams while fighting Gozer.
…I’m not sure, but it was preceded by a redneck saying, “Hold my beer and watch this!”
How do you say that in Klingon?
…someone finally reached ludicrous speed.
FrankJ screaming in delight because “Firefly” is coming back on!
Astronomers have detected the biggest explosion in the history of the universe (since the Big Bang). Its cause…
Taggart’s posse been eatin’ too many beans again.