Unfinished (ok, barely started) script: Fun Facts About Fun Facts About the 50 States:
No animals were harmed during the making of Fun Facts About the 50 States. Except for my neighbor’s yippy terrier, which died of a mysterious boot-related ailment.
FFA50S typically consist of part truth, part exaggeration, and part hallucinogenic side effects from Prozac.
A lot of people have written to report factual or logical errors contained in particular Fun Facts. These people should leave me alone and go back to stalking supermodels.
Statistically speaking, my most overused reference is “Ted Kennedy”, which just proves that there IS a silver lining to his inexplicably long political career.
