Straight Line of the Day: It Turns Out That the Woman Biden Most Wants for VP Is… Posted by Oppo on 21 April 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: It turns out that the woman Biden most wants for VP is…
…totally qualified for the job and has shown proven leadership— I can’t even finish typing that and keep a straight face. Reply to this comment
It turns out that the woman Biden most wants for VP is… forever just beyond his grasp. Reply to this comment
It turns out that the woman Biden most wants for VP is… the winner of the Babesleaga Group B. Reply to this comment
It turns out that the woman Biden most wants for VP is… found on page 7 of a binder currently in the hands of Mitt Romney. Reply to this comment
…Elizabeth Warren, who won’t be offended when he pitches a teepee. …a big fan of hats. Those big church lady hats. Or those opera lady helmets with horns if need be. …a good twenty years young of being eligible for the presidency. …currently volunteering at an assisted living home in Bugtussle Tennessee. Reply to this comment
It turns out that the woman Biden most wants for VP is… Corn Pop’s former main squeeze…this could be problematic. Reply to this comment
…a nice girl who will reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. Reply to this comment
It Turns Out That the Woman Biden Most Wants for VP Is… Susan B Anthony. She’s the bee’s knees! Reply to this comment
Any 8-year old girl with nice, sniffable hair
… Caitlyn Jenner…
…Miss Clairol Nice ‘n Easy.
Forgot to cream rinse, so he dumped her.
… suddenly under the protection of WITSEC…
…totally qualified for the job and has shown proven leadership—
I can’t even finish typing that and keep a straight face.
…the spokesmodel for Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific.
…totally oblivious of all sexual harassment regulations.
…the Soul-Glo lady.
… whoever Barry tells him to nominate.
… the Breck girl John Edwards
…locked in a high tower. Answers to Rapunzel.
…anyone besides Persis Khambatta.
It turns out that the woman Biden most wants for VP is…
blueberry pie.
It turns out that the woman Biden most wants for VP is…
forever just beyond his grasp.
It turns out that the woman Biden most wants for VP is…
the winner of the Babesleaga Group B.
… already in his cabinet. No one can find the key.
… being focus-groped right this minute.
Gloria Swanson. Hubba hubba!
Whomever. She just has to pass the “Smell Test”
It turns out that the woman Biden most wants for VP is…
found on page 7 of a binder currently in the hands of Mitt Romney.
…Elizabeth Warren, who won’t be offended when he pitches a teepee.
…a big fan of hats. Those big church lady hats. Or those opera lady helmets with horns if need be.
…a good twenty years young of being eligible for the presidency.
…currently volunteering at an assisted living home in Bugtussle Tennessee.
Right on the tip of his tongue..
It turns out that the woman Biden most wants for VP is…
Corn Pop’s former main squeeze…this could be problematic.
…a nice girl who will reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again.
Bella Abzug.
It Turns Out That the Woman Biden Most Wants for VP Is…
Susan B Anthony. She’s the bee’s knees!
…are hair today and gone tomorrow
(Since I got beaten to the Rapunzel answer)
His sister. No! Wait! His wife. They switched on him.
Bugs Bunny, he loves sniffing hares.