Straight Line of the Day: IMAO has its very own Karen. If you were a Karen, you’d…
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… not be carin’…
… demand that everyone wear masks around me at all times, funny masks to raise my spirits…
…report all who mispronounce Basil.
You mean Basil.
…demand the banning of Folgers Crystals.
Wait . . . what have I been drinking?
IMAO has its very own Karen. If you were a Karen, you’d…
be the best durn IMAO Karen I could be.
IMAO has its very own Karen. If you were a Karen, you’d…
track down and eliminate with extreme prejudice the person who tofus my comments.
You know I had to do it.
Normally I’d blame Society but not this time.
At least we know who the Russian bot in the room is now. At least post American…
I think google censors American war pr0n.
I have to say that I find this meme very offensive and I would like to speak to your manager.
Threats? That does it, I’m calling the owner!
Umm..
er….
Walrus is now in charge of that department.
Go for it, Walrus!
(sips martini)
And there is no manager.
I am the Matador!
Who keeps liking this comment?? It’s not funny! I’m serious, I will sue!!!
Wahoo!
Boy, you hit that one on the head and don’t even know why!
A whole side of bacon to you sir from this Hokie!
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And I’m offended by bacon! That is a microaggression!!
No, it’s microwaveable Bacon!
IMAO has its very own Karen. If you were a Karen, you’d…
Complain about having to take a seat on one of your…things, and demand an upgrade to the front row of the Saturday Night Hootenanny.
Front row?
You’re lucky if Walrus gives you a peek in these Covid times!
The govenor is watching!
IMAO has its very own Karen. If you were a Karen, you’d…
…complain that the subject matter is not appropriate for a family blog and then tofu every post for the last five weeks.
Front row seating can always be arranged.
You wouldn’t happen to be related to Cross-Eyed Jimmy from the back room of El Skeezo’s Liquor Emporium, are you?
Biologically?
…not hang around here with all you loosers.
I tried to find a blog with a bunch of tighters, but the comment guidelines were too restrictive.
…bake cookies WITH walnuts, you loosers.
…divorce Plankton.
George?
…put a sign on the moon that says “This spot claimed for Karen, you loosers.”
Post it…
…if you be a man of valor.
Did you just assume Karen’s gender.
Whoa boy, I hope he/she/they don’t see that…
I’d dime all you…you…you…OFFENDERS!
A dime? jeez, how old are you?
Ooooolllllddddd!
not older than dirt, but, when I was young, dirt was very new, controversial, and not widely accepted!
Is that a Waambulance in your avatar?
Yes, it is.
I’d like to speak to your manager!
IMAO has its very own Karen. If you were a Karen, you’d…
…just a minute. Has this comments section been sanitized? Because it doesn’t look like it has been sanitized. That looks like the same timestamp from last week. Just wait until I get home, this is going to be all over Yelp.
Okay, okay, okay already!
Don’t touch it!
That’s what Karen said!
…demand that all doctors be Bright.
Wait a minuet, wait a minuet! What in the Wide, Wide, World of Sports is a goin’ on here? You single out Karen for special recognition and she complains about it and threatens to sue?!? Typical female.
Did you just assume my gender? Where is your manager?
I fired her.