Per Rihar:
Straight Line of the Day: WUHAN FLU! (The Musical) is in development. To play you, they cast…
Yesterday, I was only kidding around with a black and white photo, but the Straight Line suggestions were better than the ones I had scheduled, so I’m using them.
I’m omitting c64wood’s suggestion, “Reasons why the IMAO staff cannot come up with a SLotD…” because I don’t want to hear the answer.
WUHAN FLU! (The Musical) is in development. To play you, they cast…
Ernest Borgnine.
WUHAN FLU! (The Musical) is in development. To play you, they cast…
well I’m not saying it’s an Alien but… it’s an Alien.
Ernest Borgnine is an Alien?
I thought this was common knowledge.
WUHAN FLU! (The Musical) is in development. To play you, they cast…
Slim Pickens.
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris will be cast in the title role since EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE!!!!1!
no. it will attempt to infect him and that’ll be the end of the virus.
…either The Rock or Rob Schneider.
…President Trump, as the CDC and WHO figure he will insist on wearing a mask to do that.
…Clint Eastwood. OK, it’s Clint Howard, but that’s still kinda cool.
…the Pink Panther.
Burt Ward, Holy Bad Singing Voice, Batman!
They can cast William Hung as Batman.
…that guy who was fired from The Walking Dead for looking too dead.
…Grampa Simpson.
That guy who played Gabby Johnson.
Oppo’s right about Gabby Johnson.
Rihar Johnson is right!
Joe Biden?? Come on, man!
I’ll be reprising the role of myself by casting myself as Jack Black playing the role of me.
I don’t care: it probably has an all-black-female cast anyway.
Tim the Enchanter.
A lumberjack. But he’s got to be able to sing.
I’ve found one who is okay.
Randolph Scott
The IMAO Style Book says that “Randolph Scott” (!) should always be followed by an exclamation mark.
🎶Randolph Scott🎶
LEEROY JENKINS!
or
the Vicious Chicken of Bristol.
Harrison Ford, of course.
I have been reliably informed that my part was cut… for time…
If you ever had your part cut you know how painful that can be.
Dr. Fauci
It would absolutely have to be Gary Busey
Nick Nolte, as his stand-in, will be prepared and ready by drinking heavily.
LOL….Nick Nolte – perfect, my brother from another mother!!!
The Insulting Frenchman, who else?
….Andy Serkis would doing all the necessary mocap action (obviously), but the voice would be dubbed by Tom Waits.
As a back-up plan, we could go with Nivek Ogre of Skinny Puppy for the voice instead.