Chip in Florida had a vision of a liberal album:
Most of the crap on side A is, well, crap. But that one song on the B side….. solid gold!
Straight Line of the Day: On a best-selling liberal double album, some of the tracks are…
… and you can’t use “I’ve Pandered and Can’t Get Up!” because Chip already used that one.
“I Want a Pony and I Want It Now!”
“Born in the USA (I’m sorry)”
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“Nothing really matters – anyone can see nothing really matters to me” – the last words of a depressed songwriter committing suicide-by-mob
Taxman (Beatles cover)
Big Brother (Bowie cover)
1984 (Bowie cover)
And the last track is a spoken word bit by Don Lemon telling you the previous songs are about how life should be.
…Dirty Screeds Done Dirt Cheap
…You Can’t Get No Satisfaction
“Boy-ish Man”
…Like A Bridge Over Troubled Maxine Waters
…I’ve Got Ants In My Pants and I Need To Raise Your Taxes
“The Other Side of the Moon” – Pink Floyd cover
“On a bridge over troubled water, I will lay me down, blocking traffic to keep you privileged jerks from oppressing me…”
Since “White album” is already taken, I guess this will be the White Privilege album?
Non White Room by Cream
Non White Wedding by Billy Idol
Nights in Non White Satin by The Moody Blues
Non White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane
Non White Christmas by Bing Crosby
Dirty White Boys by Foreigner can stay as is
Looting in the Streets, a remake of Dancing in the Street.
Horst Wessel Told The Truth, by Alexandria Donkey Chompers and the Antifarians.
Five Years by Bowie, changed only to,
“Newsmax wept and told us
Trump had only two terms…”
…A Whiter Shade of Pale at The BLM Protest
…These Boots Were Made For Stomplng Unconscious Innocent People
…Saturday In The Homeless Encampment In The Park/Another Brick In Window/99 Bottles of Gasoline In The Car medley
“A little ditty about Rico and Dianne”
Don’t you mean,
A little ditty bout Jack and Ryan.
or
A little ditty, bout Jane and Dianne.
?
There you go, making gender assumptions…
Cry, cry, cry
Commie Chameleon – Ze Jorgé and the cancel culture club
Safety Space Dance – Wamyn at werk
“Don’t Fear the Raper”
A tribute to Joe Biden
“American Pansexual Transgendered Person of Color”
Do you believe in Marxism? – The loving spoonful
Imagine – Don Lemon.
… actually unable to be heard by privileged ears – count your blessings…
“Burning Down The House”
“Just Like Caracas”
An ode their KKK roots, “Knights In White Satin”
VIEW to a kill – 4 non blonds (Whoopie, Rosie, Joy, Star)
Sweet Transvestite, or else.
Don’t dream it… Protest it.
…Tempted By the Loot of a Martyr
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…Life Blocks a Highway
…Is She Really Smashing Glass With Him
…The Dream Social Workers
Ebony and Ivory
Ebony and Irony.
Ebony and Ebony
The Sound of Silence – Marcel Marceau
I heard that was pretty good.
I think Nickleback did it best.
What to we want? We don’t know.
When do we want it? Now!
When the Levis break… Michael Moore
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Harvey Award!
The Road Goes On Forever… and the Protests Never End.
Don’t Worry, Be Crappy
All We Are Saying Is Give Breach of Peace a Chance
It’s The End of the World And We’re Know-It-Alls
“My Degeneration” by the W.H.O.
Send Lawyers, Guns, and Mommy
My way, or else.
…Cities on Flame (with Peaceful Protests)
We destroyed this city (With Wreck ‘n Ruin)
For Those About To Throw A Rock (We Salute You)
Swing Low Sweet Sucker Puncher
Ebony and Arsony
From the new album, 50 Songs About Buildings and Fools
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Leverage
“Just whip out your blackjack
Make a new Afghanistan
Just join with the soy boys
And get what you want free.
Tip over a bus, Gus
Into disgust much?
Tip over Lee, see,
And get what you want free.”
Bern To Run?
Just my insurrection.
Press In Pocket (The Pretenders)