Straight Line of the Day: A sly way to get rioters to do what you want them to do is…
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… to let them believe that white-washing the fence is fun… of course you don’t want to try that one with the BLM crowd – they might take it the wrong way…
… to let them believe that white-washing the fence is fun… of course you don’t want to try that one with the BLM crowd – they might take it the wrong way…
…Tell them Trump is against it…. too easy.
…tell them they’d do it for Randolph Scott.
Randolph Scott! (removes hat)
They’d do it for Vladimir Lennon but I doubt if many of these lameo’s even know who Randolph Scott is.
It was funnier the first time.
Restore the draft. They will all run away to Canada. (Sorry, Canada.)
… spread a rumor that Wall Street fat cats profit from any damage, or from any trash left behind after the “demonstrations “…
A sly way to get rioters to do what you want them to do is…
Go old school, a whiff of the grape.
…and cold steel.
A sly way to get rioters to do what you want them to do is…
restore the practice of proscriptions.
A sly way to get rioters to do what you want them to do is…
Have Stallone talk them in to it.
Become an anchor on CNN.
Hand out trophies.
Participation trophies.
Ask in a post modern French accent.
Simply ask them what it is they want to do and then fill the awkward silence with suggestions.
… to convince them that the best revenge is to get a good job and be successful at it…
You’ll need an advocate skilled enough to convince a fish to breath air.
Introduce them to Chuck Norris
Turn off the wifi.
Tell them it fights inequality.
…rub some tabouli on it.
Or patchouli.
…the old carrot and nightstick approach.
…first, a punch in the throat to focus their attention, then a rousing blood, sweat and teargas speech.
…arrest every drug that had ever been made.
…soap, water and lots of waxing. And some soft music. Roll cameras.
…convince those geeky white boys that the autonomous zone will be invaded easily in prison.
… start a broken glass & rubble collection.