Denver mayor couldn’t even wait a whole hour to fly to Mississippi for Thanksgiving after warning people to ‘avoid travel, if you can’
Twitchy | 11-25-20 | Sarah D.
Denver Mayor Michael Hancock recently urged those in his fair city to avoid traveling to enjoy Thanksgiving with their loved ones. Because he truly cares about Denverites’ wellbeing.
Or maybe because he just wanted to make sure that he wouldn’t have to sit near anybody on the plane ride to Mississippi, where he’s going to spend his Thanksgiving with his wife and daughter.

Well, at least one turkey can fly.
Was he allowed back in the state?
His constituents were a mile high and too stoned to notice.