… when Ted the D-man is around. Yet, here are my five favorites from the recent otherwise-depressing crop. To count them down:

#5:

“Another thing I want to say is that getting hold of some copies of your credit profile in order to examine accuracy of the detail will be the first action you have to perform in credit repair. You are looking to clean your credit reports from damaging details problems that damage your credit score.”

Oh, I’m going to click immediately on your site, and tell all my relatives to, too.

#4:

“you think my tractor kenny chesney lyrics”

Maybe, maybe not. I’ve never met your tractor.

#3:

“It is the best time to make some plans for the future and it is time to be happy.”

+1!, fortune cookie!

#2: (musical?)

“thank you next chords”

And the #1 bit of spam is:

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Thank you in Tagalog.