Once Sleepy Joe is unequivocally declared the winner of the election, he mysteriously, and wholly unaided, takes the ‘long nap’ resulting in Camela being declared our next Commander-in-Chieftess.
Trump blows-up Twitter as his head evenually explodes and Liz Warren shrieks “That could have been me if not for those meddling kids” while parading around in her best War Bonnet and having herself…a beer.
So basically, same-old-same-old: BS, Trump texts and shrieking Libs.
“Gozer the Traveller, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form for him… that of a Giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.”
A) Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! 40 years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
B) Or the election is righted, and Sheriff Donald and the Indiana Kid drive off in a limo to Washington D.C. Sheriff Don tweets, “Work here is not done. I’m needed in the White House four more years. I’m needed wherever outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets for fear that a demented loser might sniff their hair, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity because of tax increases and BLM, wherever a people cry out for justice.”
… prematurely…
That’s what SMoD keeps promising, anyway…
Fireworks.
🙂
… “not with a bang, but a whimper”…
… being followed by an odd year…
I can’t even….
…with a ball drop in Times Square that looks like a giant Corona Virus.
If a Ball drops in Times Square and there is nobody there to see it does the year actually end?
Best.Super spreader.Event.Ever
…with Trump saying “2020, 2021, whatever it takes.”
… a second torching of Atlanta, for some reason…
You fools. You poor, sad, deluded fools. What makes you think that it will ever end?
Babylon 5 got it right.
“How will this end?”
“In fire.”
There was no boom today, but boom tomorrow. There’s always a boom tomorrow.
Best character in the whole show. Season 5 wasn’t the same without her.
Aliens finally make contact. Their message? “No f*cking way Jose”
I wouldn’t say that.
Once Sleepy Joe is unequivocally declared the winner of the election, he mysteriously, and wholly unaided, takes the ‘long nap’ resulting in Camela being declared our next Commander-in-Chieftess.
Trump blows-up Twitter as his head evenually explodes and Liz Warren shrieks “That could have been me if not for those meddling kids” while parading around in her best War Bonnet and having herself…a beer.
So basically, same-old-same-old: BS, Trump texts and shrieking Libs.
“So long and thanks for all the fish.”
“Gozer the Traveller, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form for him… that of a Giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.”
You don’t think Ted Dymski could be Ted Bundy or Ted Kaczinsky (sp?) returning in the form of the Destructor, do you?
“Now I am become Wasted Breath, The Destroyer of Worlds.”
…major Xbox and PS5 firmware updates to fix broken consoles.
A) Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! 40 years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
B) Or the election is righted, and Sheriff Donald and the Indiana Kid drive off in a limo to Washington D.C. Sheriff Don tweets, “Work here is not done. I’m needed in the White House four more years. I’m needed wherever outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets for fear that a demented loser might sniff their hair, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity because of tax increases and BLM, wherever a people cry out for justice.”
I’m rooting for B.
zzyzx just pawn in game of life…but hope you right.
A prediction for how 2020 will end…
it won’t.
A prediction for how 2020 will end…
with the lamentations of the liberals.
A prediction for how 2020 will end…
I predict…PAIN.
…with a giant “Welcome SMOD” sign erected on the moon.
It won’t be the last sign I fear.
…’twas a leap year.
A prediction for how 2020 will end…
With a cloud of dust and a hearty hi-ho Silver.
A prediction for how 2020 will end…
Cats and dogs living together…Mass hysteria!
Gumbeaux beat me to this one.
GMTA!
A prediction for how 2020 will end…
The baby New Year telling Father Time, “Hold my beer.”
A prediction for how 2020 will end…
with the love you take being equal to the love you make.
A prediction for how 2020 will end…
like every Roadrunner cartoon evah!
A prediction for how 2020 will end…
will come from Carnac.
… “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…”
A prediction for how 2020 will end…
…and they lived happily ever after.
…. Trump will declare liberalism a virus and will mandate that all Dems wear full-body condoms.
Oh, and Alfred E. Newman face masks, too.
…I for one welcome our new emu overlords.
Not me – they bite!
Groundhog year. We get caught in a time loop until we all agree to elect Bill Murray as president.
I was typing my comment when you posted yours. I tip my hat.
We all wake up and it’s March 13th again and the clock radio is playing “I’ve Got You Babe”.
Ted Dymski is declared president by a frustrated Supreme Court.
Which year? 2004? 2008? 2012?
My thoughts, FWIW:
1) Trump, sadly, will have to concede on or about Dec. 14.
2) I have many Ideas for what should be his
“Congratulations, you are now SCREWED,
America” farewell address.
…Ted Dymski finally figures out how to comment on recent posts.
…when everyone on the planet screams, Jumanji!
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