(To the tune of The Beatles’ “Mean Mr. Mustard”)

Mean Mister Custard slept out the race
Hiding disgrace with the newspapers
Creep was an ace in the hole
Saving Obama’s control
No one wanted Biden, no soul
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man

His running mate thinks she’s a cop
She never stops, she’s all “Go get ’em”
Take him out and she’ll be the queen
Only a placeholder he’s ever been
Always doing something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man . . .

“Well you should see Kerosene Kam

She’s so good-looking but she looks like a man . . . “