In a demonstration of his youth and virility, Biden will strip off his shirt and shadow box a cardboard cutout of Jack Dempsey. He’ll win in a split decision..
“A Place For Mom” next to Pelosi
Lil’ Debbie next to Wasserman-Schultz
Grip-Tite Glasses Holders next to Schumer
Land O’ Lakes next to Warren
JG Wentworth next to Bernie Sanders
The Noid next to AOL
and a Reverse Mortgage company represented by Biden
Straight Line of the Day: Biden Is Supposed To Give a Speech Tonight. Highlights Will Include:
The benefits of Jello with and without fruit cocktail
That interweb thingy
How much better I feel since I started taking Geritol
Where the bread went.
. . . Biden Bingo cards for the unfortunates in the room. Racism is the free space, of course
Mask Obama Stimulus Fair Share Gummy Bears
Fear Invest Pudding Middle Class The Wealthy
Hope Union Racism Democracy Are We On?
Soul Crayons Police Compassion My Senate Seat
Jell-O Unity Trillion Who Am I? Social distancing
Only a few James Cameron explosions. They’ve decided to try for realism with this one.
Pudding
Matlock
Upcoming doctor appointments
Leg hair
Biden is supposed to give a speech tonight. Highlights will include: …
a lot of “Death to America” chants from the assembled Democrats
…Dr. Jill sending everyone home after 20 minutes because “my Joey needs to take a nap now”…
I guess this means the Navajo finally released her.
In a demonstration of his youth and virility, Biden will strip off his shirt and shadow box a cardboard cutout of Jack Dempsey. He’ll win in a split decision..
Biden Is Supposed To Give a Speech Tonight. Highlights Will Include: …
product placement by paying sponsors.
“A Place For Mom” next to Pelosi
Lil’ Debbie next to Wasserman-Schultz
Grip-Tite Glasses Holders next to Schumer
Land O’ Lakes next to Warren
JG Wentworth next to Bernie Sanders
The Noid next to AOL
and a Reverse Mortgage company represented by Biden
That’s some bacon-worthy product placement right there…
Biden Is Supposed To Give a Speech Tonight. Highlights Will Include: …
Nancy approving.
She won’t go on a tear this time.
But will ritually burn the last remnants of the Constitution.
Whew! I read “But will ritually…” and thought she was going to shave his testicles. I’m so relieved.
Oh, wait, she’s already got those…
Joe makes outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark . . .
Biden is supposed to give a speech tonight. Highlights will include: …
a long list of things that are going to cost a lot of money we ain’t got.
A punch list. For every item on it, they get punched.
Biden Is Supposed To Give a Speech Tonight. Highlights Will Include: …
Notorious RBG will be missing.
… over/under wagering on how many times Biden refers to “President Harris”…
Biden is supposed to give a speech tonight. Highlights will include: …
a lot of CGI.
That explains all the Industrial Light & Magic equipment…
…a shoutout for Chadwick Boseman infuriating the Hollywood elites…
Biden is supposed to give a speech tonight. Highlights will include: …
a shout out to his homies and a 40 pour out.
… the podium collapsing under the weight of his coaching binders…
Finding something else to watch.
…a lightning round of Beat The Reaper
Biden asking Kamala to serve those present with Folgers Crystals.
Pelosi’s careful placement of her gavel to make it appear as if Biden has a backbone
Whew! I thought you were going to reference some other part of his anatomy.
Its gotta go up somewhere to approximate a backbone.
…the part before he starts speaking and the part where he’s finished speaking.
Pole dancing by Hunter’s “side-piece” during halftime.
…a wardrobe malfunction that answers the question “Is Biden a Depend-able guy?”
Straight Line of the Day: Biden Is Supposed To Give a Speech Tonight. Highlights Will Include:
The benefits of Jello with and without fruit cocktail
That interweb thingy
How much better I feel since I started taking Geritol
Where the bread went.
. . . nothing but lowlights and a room full of lowlifes
. . . the summoning of Gozer, and announcing him as the new IRS Commissioner
Biden Is Supposed To Give a Speech Tonight. Highlights Will Include: …
…the end.
…Chuck and Nancy nodding off.
. . . lower ratings than the Oscars, with similar mind-numbing, dishonest content
…people reflexively “stepping on brake pedals” when they see those deer in the headlights eyes.
…terrible lip-syncing with a mans asian accented voice.
…shouts of is there a doctor in the house… no I mean a real doctor… try CPR… give us some room CLEAR CLEAR!!! Out of my way I’m president now!!!
A 3 minute monologue about wearing an onion on his belt, which was the fashion at the time.
…pap and hyperbole. Lot’s of pap and hyperbole.
Well, between the press and Biden it’ll be hype and paperbully.
… Major feces on the floor. Not from his dog, though.
… Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery “College must be free.”
… the Dems’ response — “Our Biden Macht Frei.”
… Joe Wilson’s outburst when Biden asks who will benefit from his plans: “Yu Li!”
Biden is supposed to give a speech tonight. Highlights will include: …
A full and complete explanation of just exactly what the “thing” actually is.
… Republicans and Harrumphocrats.
truinnerashuvaduprezure will now be covered by Obamacare
. . . Biden Bingo cards for the unfortunates in the room. Racism is the free space, of course
Mask Obama Stimulus Fair Share Gummy Bears
Fear Invest Pudding Middle Class The Wealthy
Hope Union Racism Democracy Are We On?
Soul Crayons Police Compassion My Senate Seat
Jell-O Unity Trillion Who Am I? Social distancing
A staircase obstacle course…and a stunt double to run it.
Replacing the Biden Puppet with Walter and Jeff Dunham.
Biden Is Supposed To Give a Speech Tonight. Highlights Will Include:…..
…..His teeth escaping and Nancy pulverizing them with her gavel.
If you said it was his hairplugs and Nancy’s gavel, I’d have said “Novelty both?”