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British monarchy near its ‘end game,’ won’t outlast Prince William, expert says
PageSix.com | May 3, 2020 | Lee BrownBritain’s royal family is likely in its “end game” — and will probably not “outlast” Prince William’s eventual reign as king, according to an award-winning UK author and dame.
“I think it’s the end game. I don’t know how much longer the institution will go on,” Dame Hilary Mantel told the Telegraph.
“I’m not sure if it will outlast William. So I think it will be their last big era,” predicted the “Wolf Hall” author, who was awarded the Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire in 2006 and then made a dame by Prince Charles in 2014. Mantel wondered if Queen Elizabeth II was now “the only person who really believes in the monarchy.”
“I wish the Queen had felt able to abdicate … I understand that she thinks of this as a sacred task, from which you simply cannot abdicate, whereas the rest of us think of it as a job, from which you should be able to retire,” the author said.
Biden suggested American royalty: Stephen King and Queen Latifah
… the winner of Ru Paul’s Drag Race – “Finally, a Queen we can be truly proud of “…
…the ministry of silly walks…. no one will be able to tell the difference.
… an anarcho-syndicalist commune, taking turns to act as a sort of executive-officer-for-the-week…
Bill Belichick
… Vladimir Putin…
The British monarchy could end? Possible replacements:
The Spanish Inquisition
Didn’t expect that.
The British monarchy could end? Possible replacements:
A Wal-Mart greeter.
… put Jimmy Carr in charge – he’s always good for a giggle…
At the rate they’re going, Britainistan.
Generalissimo Francisco Franco
…is still dead.
Chevy Chase, is that you?
The British Monarchy Could End? Possible Replacements: ….
well I’m not saying it’s Aliens but… it’s Aliens.
What makes you think it hasn’t happened already?
The British Monarchy Could End? Possible Replacements: ….
a pure Demos.
The British Monarchy Could End? Possible Replacements: ….
randomly select someone.
…Thunderdome!
The British Monarchy Could End? Possible Replacements: ….
someone who is authentically British and not some descendant of some Germans.
….all the Johnsons that live in Rock Ridge
Randolph Scott
Randolph Scott?
I hear Ralph Jones is coming off tour soon.
Keith Richards. The monarchy will never end!
But they’ll have to work around his schedule…
It won’t survive Prince Chuck
…a duck.
…the first hundred names in the phone book.
a shrubbery
Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima are currently unemployed.
Elvis, Richard Petty, or a can of Budweiser Beer.
..,Name three things Billie Jo McCalister threw off the Tallahatchy bridge.
Hopscury!
The British Monarchy Could End? Possible Replacements: ….
Nancy Pelosi and a cabinet of Karens.
I don’t hate the British THAT much.
I do like the Brits more than I like the French, but that ain’t exactly a ringing endorsement.
The British Monarchy Could End? Possible Replacements: ….
an alarm clock to insure “wokeness”.
Gulliver Cromwell
(Remember to give 10% to the Big Guy)
In a slightly different way from the Clinton era, it’ll be like our government: an intern-regnum.
Three kings of Orient who are trying to light the anti-Christmas cigar.
Another arrest-ocracy.
An Olly-garchy. Another fine mess they have gotten themselves into.
A country with a Bill of Rights Triangle, founded squarely on the Monty Pythonagorith theorem.
Caliphate
The Vicious Chicken of Bristol
British monarchy abolished! Women, children, and makers of silly hats for women hurt the most! Details at ten.
The British Monarchy Could End? Possible Replacements:
Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists.