Straight Line of the Day: The Chinese Have Just Landed a Rover on Mars, So Now… Posted by Oppo on 17 May 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: The Chines have just landed a rover on Mars, so now…
…the plans for the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator have been stolen by the PLA. 4 Reply to this comment
The Chines have just landed a rover on Mars, so now… Red Rover, Red Rover send Joe Biden over. 4 Reply to this comment
The Chines have just landed a rover on Mars, so now… they are looking for some “E”. 2 Reply to this comment
The Chines(e) have just landed a rover on Mars, so now… we can shut down NASA and use all that money on reparations. 1 Reply to this comment
The Chines(e) have just landed a rover on Mars, so now… Biden is giddy with the thoughts of what his “10%” will be. 3 Reply to this comment
The Chines(e) have just landed a rover on Mars, so now… Confused SJW media will probably cancel them for randing a lover on marls 1 Reply to this comment
What? It landed successfully…. Where’s the KABOOM?.. there was supposed to be an Earth, er… Mars shattering KABOOM. 4 Reply to this comment
…so now someone can explore the bottom side of the Red Planet without fear of falling off. 3 Reply to this comment
Straight Line of the Day: The Chinese Have Just Landed a Rover on Mars, So Now…we just need to wait for their propaganda to tell us what that means. 1 Reply to this comment
Straight Line of the Day: The Chinese Have Just Landed a Rover on Mars, So Now… we’ll find out much later it only became an unmanned attempt halfway through the transit. 2 Reply to this comment
Straight Line of the Day: The Chinese Have Just Landed a Rover on Mars, So Now… it will need to be retrieved by the Rocinante. 1 Reply to this comment
Straight Line of the Day: The Chinese Have Just Landed a Rover on Mars, So Now… Hamas will now claim another reason to fire rockets into Israel. 2 Reply to this comment
. . . Ray Walston got cancelled after saying, “There goes the neighborhood.” . . . they are sending Wo Fat to deal with Green Lives Matter. 2 Reply to this comment
…the Mars HOA is passing a new rule about wandering rovers, they leave such a mess behind. 1 Reply to this comment
…if Trump were running this show, he’d have our rover saunter over there and beat up their rover. 6 Reply to this comment
…if Reagan were running the show, he’d have our lander fly over, pick theirs up and fly back to Earth so we could return it to them. 2 Reply to this comment
Straight Line of the Day: The Chinese Have Just Landed a Rover on Mars, So Now… we see it looks suspiciously like a large wooden badger. 2 Reply to this comment
The Chines(e) have just landed a Rover on Mars, so now… Expect them to land a Fido on Mars. 1 Reply to this comment
The Chines have just landed a Rover on Mars, so now… Expect the Uighur’s to have a new home just as soon as transportation can be arranged. 4 Reply to this comment
… Different brand of Muslim outreach than NASA’s… They can just start calling them extraterrorestrials. 1 Reply to this comment
The Chinese Have Just Landed a Rover on Mars, So Now… …China becomes a wholly owned subsidiary of Elon Musk. 2 Reply to this comment
The Chinese Have Just Landed a Rover on Mars, So Now… Spaceperson 3rd class Smith of the USSF has to stand mids doing security detail for Opportunity. 1 Reply to this comment
…the plans for the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator have been stolen by the PLA.
Martian cats will be added to the menu.
… Mars is officially the Red Planet…
so now…
Only 5 more to go, with six you get eggroll.
…the main takeaway is there will be an improvement in takeaway
.. a couple hours later, they’ll want to land another one…
The Chines have just landed a rover on Mars, so now…
Red Rover, Red Rover send Joe Biden over.
The Chines have just landed a rover on Mars, so now…
they are looking for some “E”.
According to Harte, “…the heathen Chinee is peculiar…”
See? Even they fall victim to the Chinese Dis-“e”s.
The Chines(e) have just landed a rover on Mars, so now…
we can shut down NASA and use all that money on reparations.
… not all of the running dogs are capitalist…
The Chines(e) have just landed a rover on Mars, so now…
Biden is giddy with the thoughts of what his “10%” will be.
The Chines(e) have just landed a rover on Mars, so now…
Confused SJW media will probably cancel them for randing a lover on marls
Marvin has to wear a mask.
…as you can see from my Avatar, I’m still maskless.
What? It landed successfully…. Where’s the KABOOM?.. there was supposed to be an Earth, er… Mars shattering KABOOM.
…so now someone can explore the bottom side of the Red Planet without fear of falling off.
Straight Line of the Day: The Chinese Have Just Landed a Rover on Mars, So Now…we just need to wait for their propaganda to tell us what that means.
So we will hear it from CNN?
Straight Line of the Day: The Chinese Have Just Landed a Rover on Mars, So Now… we’ll find out much later it only became an unmanned attempt halfway through the transit.
Straight Line of the Day: The Chinese Have Just Landed a Rover on Mars, So Now… it will need to be retrieved by the Rocinante.
The White House will be lit up in red lights in a congratulatory gesture.
Straight Line of the Day: The Chinese Have Just Landed a Rover on Mars, So Now… Hamas will now claim another reason to fire rockets into Israel.
. . . Ray Walston got cancelled after saying, “There goes the neighborhood.”
. . . they are sending Wo Fat to deal with Green Lives Matter.
…the Mars HOA is passing a new rule about wandering rovers, they leave such a mess behind.
…if Trump were running this show, he’d have our rover saunter over there and beat up their rover.
…if Reagan were running the show, he’d have our lander fly over, pick theirs up and fly back to Earth so we could return it to them.
…DEMOLITION DERBY!
…”It’s robot fightin’ time!”
“Are you Ready to Roomba?!!”
My copyright lawyers will be in touch – Michael Buffer
Tickets for the Battle of the Bots will be on sale shortly.
Straight Line of the Day: The Chinese Have Just Landed a Rover on Mars, So Now… we see it looks suspiciously like a large wooden badger.
The Chines(e) have just landed a Rover on Mars, so now…
Expect them to land a Fido on Mars.
… Taiwan doesn’t seem like such a stretch.
The Chines have just landed a Rover on Mars, so now…
Expect the Uighur’s to have a new home just as soon as transportation can be arranged.
… Different brand of Muslim outreach than NASA’s…
They can just start calling them extraterrorestrials.
… whenever it picks up a pebble, we snatch it!
… 10% of the planet has to go to the Big Guy.
Unfortunately, he has to take possession in person…
… for the first time, Hollywood is proud of Mars exploration.
The Chinese Have Just Landed a Rover on Mars, So Now…
…China becomes a wholly owned subsidiary of Elon Musk.
. . . it opened a fortune cookie that said “Kilroy was here”
. . . to the dismay of Chinese officials, it landed in the fake Lock Lidge.
The Chinese Have Just Landed a Rover on Mars, So Now… Spaceperson 3rd class Smith of the USSF has to stand mids doing security detail for Opportunity.