Straight Line of the Day — Helpful Tip: If Confronted By Biden’s Dog Major or His Wife Jill, … Posted by Oppo on 26 June 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day — Helpful Tip: if confronted by Biden’s dog Major or his wife Jill, … 1
Speak coherently. They’ve never encountered that before and it will intimidate and cower them. 6 Reply to this comment
Immediately stop, do not make eye contact. Turn around, mention something about “having to circle back” and flee the big white nursing home. 3 Reply to this comment
Helpful Tip: if confronted by Biden’s dog Major or his wife Jill, … wish yourself invisible. 1 Reply to this comment
Helpful Tip: if confronted by Biden’s dog Major or his wife Jill, … be sure to double tap. 2 Reply to this comment
Helpful Tip: if confronted by Biden’s dog Major or his wife Jill, … don’t get cheeky and ask, “Who let the dogs out.” 2 Reply to this comment
…command they roll over to rub their belly so you can see which one you are dealing with. 3 Reply to this comment
… remember that you don’t have to run faster than them; you just have to run faster than Trump. Reply to this comment
…bear spray is the best defense.
Russian bear spray?
…try to keep them off your leg.
Speak coherently. They’ve never encountered that before and it will intimidate and cower them.
…remember, Jill keeps the mean biter on a leash; that would be Joe.
…one likes pork chops, the other married one.
Immediately stop, do not make eye contact. Turn around, mention something about
“having to circle back” and flee the big white nursing home.
Stagger about, mumble and drool. You’ll be recognized as a “friendly”.
. . . don’t ask which one of them Hunter is dating these days
… remember, one is a dog, the other a doctor, and both will bite…
…the safe word is “Doctor”…
Helpful Tip: if confronted by Biden’s dog Major or his wife Jill, …
wish yourself invisible.
That’s DOCTOR jill as req’d by law
Helpful Tip: if confronted by Biden’s dog Major or his wife Jill, …
be sure to double tap.
Helpful Tip: if confronted by Biden’s dog Major or his wife Jill, …
don’t get cheeky and ask, “Who let the dogs out.”
…command they roll over to rub their belly so you can see which one you are dealing with.
…speak softly and no sudden moves or animated gestures.
….both react favorably to Scooby Snacks.
…their favorite beverage… Old Leghumper Russian Stout.
“Yo Rinny”
… remember that you don’t have to run faster than them; you just have to run faster than Trump.
I’m guessing that sniffing, biting and peeing has at least a 2 out of 3 chance