getting that really complicated drink order correct, because, like, it was, like, for a really super cool couple that had just, like, decided to adopt a rescue dog, and they were, like, “We’re going to be parents” and it would have been totally not cool to, like, screw up the moment by, like, getting the drinks wrong.
…overcoming the restraints set down by the Peter Principle when she became an elected official.
…hitting the the double trifecta when she drove a ’65 Mustang to to the Kentucky Derby with her My Little Pony for the Hee Haw reunion and Junior Samples said her policies were horse manure.
… mastering her fear of “ that grindy thing in my kitchen sink “…
She’s leaving her Abuela the Tesla in her will.
AOC is most proud of…
those tatas bay-bee Booyah!
getting that really complicated drink order correct, because, like, it was, like, for a really super cool couple that had just, like, decided to adopt a rescue dog, and they were, like, “We’re going to be parents” and it would have been totally not cool to, like, screw up the moment by, like, getting the drinks wrong.
I like it.
AOC is most proud of…
that mean Sloe Comfortable Screw up against the Wall she mixes.
Isn’t everything she does a little mean?
She’s had more photos taken at the border than that Harris woman.
AOC is most proud of…
destroying a great country before hitting 40.
AOC is most proud of…
Every little idiocy that emerges from her mouth.
…her ability to feign ignorance while the real rubes pay her ridiculous amounts of money.
. . . being almost half as smart as a box of rocks
. . . her fact finding trip to Romania to check on lettuce
. . . blondes are now telling AOC jokes
. . . she knows the lyrics to “If I Only Had a Brain”
. . . her upcoming trip to the country of Antenna. The box for her new TV said “Built In Antenna”, so she wanted to see where it was made.
AOC is most proud of…
Silkier, shinier hair than the other “squad” members.
…instituting her “Seagull Diplomacy”. Fly in, crap all over everything, and fly away.
AOC is most proud of …
The fact that every time she smiles for the camera, with that big toothy grin, it’s like she just won a Mr. Ed look-alike contest.
AOC Is Most Proud of…
… screwing her constituents and Amazon with just one little selfish hissy fit.
AOC Is Most Proud of…
Her John Kerry junior purple heart for being psychologically wounded
during January 6th.
AOC is most proud of…
…finishing that puzzle in only three weeks, even though the it was written clear as day on the box, “2-4 Years.”
. . . April 1 is named after her
AOC is most proud of…
…eating that apple without using her hands, even though it was on the other side of a pocket fence.
AOC is most proud of…
…still being able to keep that story about her mother’s secret fling with Marty Feldman out of the papers.
…she has been able to avoid swallowing her own head while flapping her lips.
…that her personal mantra has kept her alive so long.
1. breathe in
2. breathe out
3. repeat
…overcoming the restraints set down by the Peter Principle when she became an elected official.
…hitting the the double trifecta when she drove a ’65 Mustang to to the Kentucky Derby with her My Little Pony for the Hee Haw reunion and Junior Samples said her policies were horse manure.