Straight Line of the Day: The Saddest Words, of Tongue or Pen, Are These Four: Posted by Oppo on 2 December 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: The Saddest Words, of Tongue or Pen, Are These Four:
The saddest words of tongue or pen are these four… “It’s just a vaccine” Or “It’s just four weeks” 5 Reply to this comment
I’d like to give that an extra thumbs up, but I can’t. But it is the saddest thing I encounter. 2 Reply to this comment
The saddest words Of tongue or pen Are these four: COVID protocols start again. 5 Reply to this comment
The saddest words Of tongue or pen Are these four: (From most government agencies) We’re here to help. 4 Reply to this comment
The saddest words Of tongue or pen Are these four: (From Hedley Lamarr) Where is my froggy? 2 Reply to this comment
“fridge with no beer”. I mean it’s the only thing Wolverine is scared of, and really, what could be sadder than scared little animals? 1 Reply to this comment
“My bacon became molded” :'(
a.k.a.:
“No Harvey for You!”
“Rock’em Robots Recalled”
At least it wasn’t moulded…
Molded into the shape of a large badger, probably.
“I angered the Emu…”
“It might have penetrated…”
“Um,” “Er,” “No joke?”
“It might have bent…”
Stiffing-It-To-The-Original Satire Award!
Are you through yet?
“You are under arrest…”
The saddest words of tongue or pen are these four…
“It’s just a vaccine”
Or
“It’s just four weeks”
“It’s Basil not Basil”
“Beat me to it.”
I’d like to give that an extra thumbs up, but I can’t.
But it is the saddest thing I encounter.
“We need to talk”
“I trust a Biden.”
“Liberal House. Senate. Presidency.”
The saddest words
Of tongue or pen
Are these four:
“We’re out of men.”
“Blind Date: Maxine Waters”
Pineapple on my pizza
“I shoulda taken da-money.”
(hyphenated words count as one?)
Giant Nepalese Yaks come down hard on that.
The saddest words
Of tongue or pen
Are these four:
COVID protocols start again.
The saddest words
Of tongue or pen
Are these four:
That’s a man, baby!
The yak is back.
It’s really Folgers crystals!
This stuff isn’t mayonnaise.
“Cogito, ergo dim sum…”
— That makes me hungry.
–Stacie Abrams, to date.
The saddest words
Of tongue or pen
Are these four:
(From most government agencies) We’re here to help.
The saddest words
Of tongue or pen
Are these four:
“Where white women been?”
“A right at Albuquerque?”
Dis ain’t Pismo Beach
“Welcome to Compton, Whitey!
The saddest words
Of tongue or pen
Are these four:
(From Hedley Lamarr) Where is my froggy?
That’s not my froggy!
“This Is Sparta. Not.”
“Show us your papers!”
Joe Biden “wins” presidency
The saddest words
Of tongue or pen
Are these four:
Press secretary Liar Jen
The saddest words
Of tongue or pen
Are these four:
Big Guy got ten
Should farts be lumpy?
~ Joe Biden
Last call for alcohol
You are still away.
Your President, Joe Biden
No soup for you!
How about, “We’re out of tuna”?
“Laaaaaadies and Gentelllllmen: YOKO!”
Howdy, Cinematographer For Baldwin
I’m Joe Biden
Must be a gynecologist: this is a man who takes contractions very seriously.
I think it’s a play on Joe’s math skills (e.g. “3 letters: J O B S”).
Bingo
Oh ~~~
Secret Service Detail: Sanitation
Make your daddy grin.
Ew!
My name is Ghislaine.
“Mongo vote Democrat again”
No way, Mongo straight!
Mongo only a pawn
“fridge with no beer”. I mean it’s the only thing Wolverine is scared of, and really, what could be sadder than scared little animals?