Straight Line of the Day: In Order Not To Offend China, … Posted by Oppo on 4 December 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: In order not to offend China, …
. . . I will not watch the new documentary “With 10%, You Get Eggroll. Rots of Eggroll” 3 Reply to this comment
…please quit pronouncing China backwards. Anich sounds too much like a hemmorhoidal cream. 1 Reply to this comment
All Biden’s teleprompter scripts will include a quote from that little red book Reply to this comment
I shall burn all my Winnie the Pooh plush toys. In public. Under a banner reading “To benefit the people of China” 1 Reply to this comment
Stop reporting all those “Help me, I am a slave” fortune cookie messages to the state department. 4 Reply to this comment
I will henceforth take better care in differenciating Chinese and Japanese culture. 2 Reply to this comment
In order not to offend China….Biden will send Harris over to China to work some of that “special” magic she used to do for Willie Brown on Chinese leader Xi….all in the name of world peace of course. Reply to this comment
… I will stop referring to COVID as “Xi’s disease”.
. . . I will not watch the new documentary “With 10%, You Get Eggroll. Rots of Eggroll”
…please quit pronouncing China backwards. Anich sounds too much like a hemmorhoidal cream.
All Biden’s teleprompter scripts will include a quote from that
little red book
In order not to offend China, …
I will order more take out.
In order not to offend China, …
I will cease to exist.
In order not to offend China, …
…. I will try to be nice to Sum Yung Guy.
…The rest of the planet must declare, “I am China, too!”
… the NBA must crack down on Freedom…
Just one guy?
…we will now only use paper plates.
No moon nukes.
I shall burn all my Winnie the Pooh plush toys.
In public. Under a banner reading “To benefit the people of China”
Stop reporting all those “Help me, I am a slave” fortune cookie messages to the state department.
I shall be discreet when sneaking a geisha into the sumo matches.
I will henceforth take better care in differenciating Chinese and Japanese culture.
Why, in the end China isn’t going to.
… I’m going to taiwan on.
…I will only reference Winnie the Poot in comment threads.
In order not to offend China….Biden will send Harris over to China to work some of that “special” magic she used to do for Willie Brown on Chinese leader Xi….all in the name of world peace of course.
Hopefully she can meet the same fate as that Chinese Tennis Star