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  1. What Is This Guy Saying?
    “All right. Who did it?
    Who did it?
    You are going to stand sweating at those
    battle stations until someone confesses!
    It’s an insult to the honor of this ship.
    The symbol of our cargo record
    has been destroyed…
    …and l’m going to find out who did it
    if it takes all night!”

  2. “Angels 1 and 2. Targets verified.
    Splash is inbound in 3-2-1-splash.
    Positives on impact. That’s a hit! Merry Christmas bravo 2.”

    -radio chatter from the best 1st person shooter, Battlefield Bad Company 2.

    Good to finally know the source.

  3. “Loneliness, that’s the bottom line. I was never happy as a child… Christmas, Ted, what does that mean to you? It was living hell. Do you know what it’s like falling in the mud and getting kicked, in the head? With an iron boot? Of course you don’t; no one does. That never happens. Sorry, Ted, skip that, it’s a dumb question.”

  4. Let’s see, June 2022, soo….

    Port Call Safety Brief:
    “Well sailors, this is the part where I’d normally tell you to use the buddy system and wear your rain hats. But with the Mandatory 6 ft-social distancing in effect on shore, and quarantine on base, the only panties you’ll be seeing are on your face”.

  5. “Survival kit contents check.
    In them you’ll find:
    One .45-caliber automatic, two boxes ammunition,
    Four days’ concentrated emergency rations,
    One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills,
    One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible,
    One hundred dollars in rubles,
    One hundred dollars in gold,
    Nine packs of chewing gum,
    One issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings…
    Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!”

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