“Attention crew: Most of you, like me, signed on to destroy silent French guys in silly hats and stripey shirts, but it turns out that’s not our mission. Not officially, anyway.”
What Is This Guy Saying?
“All right. Who did it?
Who did it?
You are going to stand sweating at those
battle stations until someone confesses!
It’s an insult to the honor of this ship.
The symbol of our cargo record
has been destroyed…
…and l’m going to find out who did it
if it takes all night!”
What was he saying? – “Break 1-9..there was a plain brown wrapper at the 56 yd stick, a bear in the air, and a wreck @ the 104. The coops were workin’ hard on your side going east.” Over.
If it involves moose I don’t wanna see it, an emu or something ok, but a moose up in the Yukon started shaking his head at me once very violently and then all of a sudden his whole antlers come off flying toward me like a canon. Terrifying
“Loneliness, that’s the bottom line. I was never happy as a child… Christmas, Ted, what does that mean to you? It was living hell. Do you know what it’s like falling in the mud and getting kicked, in the head? With an iron boot? Of course you don’t; no one does. That never happens. Sorry, Ted, skip that, it’s a dumb question.”
Port Call Safety Brief:
“Well sailors, this is the part where I’d normally tell you to use the buddy system and wear your rain hats. But with the Mandatory 6 ft-social distancing in effect on shore, and quarantine on base, the only panties you’ll be seeing are on your face”.
“Survival kit contents check.
In them you’ll find:
One .45-caliber automatic, two boxes ammunition,
Four days’ concentrated emergency rations,
One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills,
One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible,
One hundred dollars in rubles,
One hundred dollars in gold,
Nine packs of chewing gum,
One issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings…
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!”
“Let’s Go Brandon”
“Attention crew: Most of you, like me, signed on to destroy silent French guys in silly hats and stripey shirts, but it turns out that’s not our mission. Not officially, anyway.”
Executive Office, Make it Marceau
What Is This Guy Saying?
“All right. Who did it?
Who did it?
You are going to stand sweating at those
battle stations until someone confesses!
It’s an insult to the honor of this ship.
The symbol of our cargo record
has been destroyed…
…and l’m going to find out who did it
if it takes all night!”
I submit for an Obscury. And if you google it that confirms it’s obscure.
Well, I personally use that as my go-to quote for a Cagney impersonation.
Bastage!
Now that, I had to look up.
Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie
Patience, Mister Roberts… and I didn’t have to look anything up!
I don’t believe you.
Don’t fulminate, Mercury!
“…any Bitcoins you mine today, I get half… After the Big Guys 10 percent, of course.”
What Is This Guy Saying?
“Arrgh, avast me hardies! It is time to loot and plunder!”
“Attention crew. This is Vice Adm. Karl Thomas we/they speaking.”
“Whoever ate the strawberries, and you know who you are, better ‘fess up, and return the second key.”
At first I thought it was seasickness, but this guy gives me sort of a Queegy feeling.
What was he saying? – “Break 1-9..there was a plain brown wrapper at the 56 yd stick, a bear in the air, and a wreck @ the 104. The coops were workin’ hard on your side going east.” Over.
Classic..a Classy Classic
You should have seen the Canadian version…
If it involves moose I don’t wanna see it, an emu or something ok, but a moose up in the Yukon started shaking his head at me once very violently and then all of a sudden his whole antlers come off flying toward me like a canon. Terrifying
The Canadian version:
They were all politically persecuted and financially ruined by Trudeau. Protesting was made illegal. The end.
Trudeau = Hitler..or Putin?
Trudeau = Charlton Heston shooting at truckers, through a scope, in a crushed velveteen smoking jacket.
He’s cool in that scene but never as cool as The Planet of the Apes
Doing it with other captive human chicks is tight!
Or did he only get it on with a chimp? My memory is fuzzy.
He only kissed them both gently..no tongue-ing..like a perfect gentleman.
What Is This Guy Saying?
“This is the skipper. Ginger and Mary Ann report to the bridge immediately!”
“Mines! Mines! It’s all mines! I’m rich! I’m fabulously wealthy!
Mine countermeasures, Yourn countermeasures. Whatever it takes, boys.
“Angels 1 and 2. Targets verified.
Splash is inbound in 3-2-1-splash.
Positives on impact. That’s a hit! Merry Christmas bravo 2.”
-radio chatter from the best 1st person shooter, Battlefield Bad Company 2.
Good to finally know the source.
“Loneliness, that’s the bottom line. I was never happy as a child… Christmas, Ted, what does that mean to you? It was living hell. Do you know what it’s like falling in the mud and getting kicked, in the head? With an iron boot? Of course you don’t; no one does. That never happens. Sorry, Ted, skip that, it’s a dumb question.”
Surely you can’t be serious.
Let’s see, June 2022, soo….
Port Call Safety Brief:
“Well sailors, this is the part where I’d normally tell you to use the buddy system and wear your rain hats. But with the Mandatory 6 ft-social distancing in effect on shore, and quarantine on base, the only panties you’ll be seeing are on your face”.
“Do you like gladiator movies?” – trying to get around “don’t ask, don’t tell” …
Okay, you said B-3 was a miss? Alright, then, E-6
What Is This Guy Saying?
Look, for the last time; I’m not interested in extending my car warranty.
“Survival kit contents check.
In them you’ll find:
One .45-caliber automatic, two boxes ammunition,
Four days’ concentrated emergency rations,
One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills,
One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible,
One hundred dollars in rubles,
One hundred dollars in gold,
Nine packs of chewing gum,
One issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings…
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!”
“Slow-moving cargo vessel: stop ramming us!”
Attention: “Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once. Become one with the ball. That is all”.