Wait a minute! Us guys over here in the dept. of lollygagging wish to file a union grievance against those workers performing unauthorized off contract lollygagging. We better not find out they were asked to lollygag by management.
I guess I’m just out of date with the latest pinniped marine mammal lingo. I should have known better than to go head to head in a slacker competition with a creature notorious for shimmying out on the beach for a 20 hour snooze.
Well I am retired.
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At the company cafeteria:
Today’s special – shotgun shells
No problemo Boss. I’ve got a busy day of screwing around, slacking off, procrastinating and passing the buck ahead of me. FYI, I’ll be needing Mrs. Huck to help me out. I hear she’s great out cleaning out things and my Inbox has all kinds of crap in it.
Wait a minute! Us guys over here in the dept. of lollygagging wish to file a union grievance against those workers performing unauthorized off contract lollygagging. We better not find out they were asked to lollygag by management.
They were clearly dilly-dallying.
If that’s the case you have to have to file an exception report with the deputy secretary of hemming and hawing.
I’ll get around to it after I finish wool gathering.
As long as your stargazing license is still valid that should be fine. But don’t get in the way of any daisy pickers or couch surfers.
I’m just now realizing that the English have more words for laziness than the Inuit have for snow.
I’ll have to think about that for a while…
Me too, but maybe later, I’m sozzling right now.
Hey, if you’re making ’em up you’re clearly working too hard. Take a break. You’ve earned it.
You don’t sozzle? Amateur.
I guess I’m just out of date with the latest pinniped marine mammal lingo. I should have known better than to go head to head in a slacker competition with a creature notorious for shimmying out on the beach for a 20 hour snooze.
Well I am retired.
At the company cafeteria:
Today’s special – shotgun shells
No problemo Boss. I’ve got a busy day of screwing around, slacking off, procrastinating and passing the buck ahead of me. FYI, I’ll be needing Mrs. Huck to help me out. I hear she’s great out cleaning out things and my Inbox has all kinds of crap in it.
Who the hell splurged on safety cages for the fans?
I think FrankJ left some money in the till before he left.
Splurge on the fans? Ohh well, ya see, that happened when management took our suggestion to piss into the wind a bit too literal.
“Somebody pick up that trash – have some pride, people!!!”
You are supposed to keep the lollypop in the front of your mouth…this isnt some drag queen story hour..