I’m making a retirement gift for an instructor in my dept. I found an old Westinghouse panel meter that I’m going to turn into a retire-O-meter. Think carnival strength tester. I need catchy titles for the different levels. Like “probably should take a nap and test again later”
ME?? Not headed to the Old Folks OHM
Retirement..ReCHARGEd. won’t be ReVOLTing
-Retirement..All things Positive..Nothing Negative…
-Retirement..CHECK PLEASE!!
-WATT part of RETIRED don”t you understand..
-Teaching Electricians how to Overcharge since____.
-Retired…You had me at 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.
-Just Retired..still Shocked…
-Retirement..So Happy To Meter..
My lips are sealed
You know why.
RIP, boiling water.
You will be mist.
Actually, unzip.
I need your help.
I’m making a retirement gift for an instructor in my dept. I found an old Westinghouse panel meter that I’m going to turn into a retire-O-meter. Think carnival strength tester. I need catchy titles for the different levels. Like “probably should take a nap and test again later”
-Fly tying lessons
-Get to know your BBQ smoker
-Convince your wife what “more free time” really means.
-“get off my lawn” bullhorn
-Increase testosterone meds
Retirement levels:
Level 1: Keep Up With Old Colleagues
Level 2: Keep Up With Developments in Old Company
Level 3: Keep Up With Old Developments in Old Industry
Level 4: Tell Check-Out Clerk in Department Store “I Used To Work in That Industry, You Know!”
Level 5: Stare at Product and Mutter “We Never Had These”
ME?? Not headed to the Old Folks OHM
Retirement..ReCHARGEd. won’t be ReVOLTing
-Retirement..All things Positive..Nothing Negative…
-Retirement..CHECK PLEASE!!
-WATT part of RETIRED don”t you understand..
-Teaching Electricians how to Overcharge since____.
-Retired…You had me at 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.
-Just Retired..still Shocked…
-Retirement..So Happy To Meter..
Dare I say it, dare I say it?
Dare, dare
Dare! Dare!
I double dog dare you to say it.
President!
It’ll never work… it’ll never work.
1) Money
2) Patience
3) My dog
4) IMAO
What does Patience look like when she’s not in her Sunday clothes?
Patience is a virtue.
Using two *s with letters immediately between them will italicize those letters…
yourejoking
Apparently you weren’t joking.
Thankfully he didn’t call you Shirley.
Frankly I hope not…and I once knew a grocery check out boy names Issac…
Kinda Sorta Bob B-like Bot shows up when I’m off my meds…
My October wasn’t exactly the best.
https://i.imgflip.com/88qqjq.jpg
Yikes! Sorry!
It could be worse. I could be this guy.
https://i.imgflip.com/88s5to.jpg
But still has to pay dad $1,380 a month for three months to pay off a private auto loan…