Straight Line of the Day: “Little Joe,” the Saint Louis Zoo Gorilla, Died From a Heart Attack. What Probably Killed Him… Posted by Oppo on 13 May 2024, 12:00 pm ‘Little Joe’ the Saint Louis Zoo Gorilla, Dies From a Heart AttackYahoo! | May 5, 2024 | Joe Millitzer
Little Joe,” the Saint Louis Zoo Gorilla, Died From a Heart Attack. What Probably Killed Him… Someone showed him a huge picture of Michelle Obama. 3 Reply to this comment
Drive by shooting from the chimpanzees. They missed, but scared the bejesus out of him. 4 Reply to this comment
The stress from trying to meet his quota of filled-out Biden ballots. The gorillas at both the Philadelphia zoo and the Detroit zoo were putting him to shame. 6 Reply to this comment
“Little Joe,” the Saint Louis Zoo Gorilla, Died From a Heart Attack. What Probably Killed Him… Little Corn Pop. 7 Reply to this comment
“Little Joe,” the Saint Louis Zoo Gorilla, Died From a Heart Attack. What Probably Killed Him… is still out there man. RUN! 1 Reply to this comment
That 6th Covid booster shot
Little Joe,” the Saint Louis Zoo Gorilla, Died From a Heart Attack. What Probably Killed Him…
Someone showed him a huge picture of Michelle Obama.
Too much exertion trying to destroy American Tourister luggage
Damn, you’re old.
Tofu.
That stuff’s like, really dangerous, man.
His handlers showed him his latest grocery bill
He was going to the press about Boeing.
Or Hillary
… was the performance of the Cardinals…
Drive by shooting from the chimpanzees. They missed, but scared the bejesus out of him.
“What Probably Killed Him… “
… :Beauty
The stress from trying to meet his quota of filled-out Biden ballots. The gorillas at both the Philadelphia zoo and the Detroit zoo were putting him to shame.
They may say he had a heart attack, I know he died of a broken heart.
Pining for fiords?
Norwegian Silverback… Lovely plumage.
“Little Joe,” the Saint Louis Zoo Gorilla, Died From a Heart Attack. What Probably Killed Him… Little Corn Pop.
“Little Joe,” the Saint Louis Zoo Gorilla, Died From a Heart Attack. What Probably Killed Him…
is still out there man. RUN!
If he died of a heart what probably killed him was….a heart attack.
That’s what they want you to believe.