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Archive of entries posted on 22nd May 2024
I Wish These Were Our President
“Hey, That’s Weibel, Man!”
Video: Biden Malfunctions, Touts Signing the ‘Pacandlpacatlackack’
Breitbart | 21 May 2024 | Elizabeth WeibelDuring a speech in New Hampshire on Tuesday discussing the Honoring Our Promise to Address Comprehensive Toxics (PACT) Act, President Joe Biden seemingly had trouble pronouncing the name of the legislation.
[Would Harris have called it the HO PACT Act?]
As he was closing out his speech, Biden seemed to butcher the name of the PACT Act, referring to it as the “pacandlpacatlackack.”
“Let me close with this,” Biden said. “After I signed the pacandlpacatlackack into law, I handed the pen and I signed it with a wiszzfschuna, the most person most responsible for the legislation to a widow and her daughter of a late Sgt. First Class Heath Robinson.”
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White House Scrubs Joe Biden’s Transcript of Nine Embarrassing Errors, Gaffes
Breitbart | 05/22/2024 | WENDELL HUSEBØAides to President Joe Biden corrected nine gaffes on a transcript of his speech delivered on Sunday, raising concerns about Biden’s fitness for office.
The White House issued a total of 148 corrections to transcripts of his remarks between January and April, a Daily Caller analysis found.
Biden, whom Special Counsel Robert Hur described as “an elderly man with a poor memory,” delivered the errors and gaffes while speaking to the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) in Detroit, Michigan, on Sunday.
Shortly after the speech, Biden’s aides began scrubbing the transcript to omit Biden’s comments about Capitol protestors being “irrectionists.” [[[ Being charitable. “Erectionists.” ]]] They also changed Biden’s claim that he was vice president during the coronavirus pandemic. The transcript, released Monday, is riddled with strikethroughs of mistakes and corrections of comments in brackets.
Gee I wonder why they don’t want the audio of the Hur transcripts released???
If at first you don’t succeed, trunalimunumaprzure again.
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SI Swimsuit Madness : Round 5 Matches 101 & 102 : Results Round 5 Matches 99 & 100
Well it is one week until the move and here is what to expect. First we have the results of last week’s matches for you. We then have Round 5 Matches 101 & 102. These matches will be open for voting for two weeks. They will close on June 4th. As long as there are no internet set up problems. So that brings you up to date.
Results
Round 5 Match 99
Clair Bidez 101 Defeated Lily Aldridge 78
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Round 5 Match 100
Genevieve Morton 95 Defeated Robyn Lawley 65
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Round 5 Match 101
Josephine Skriver vs Alana Blanchard
Josephine Skriver
- Round 1 Match 19 Defeated Jessica Aidi 150-35
- Round 2 Match 58 Lost to Kate Upton 28-156
- Round 3 Match 74 Defeated Mia Kang 95-40
- Round 4 Match 93 Defeated Irina Shayk 101-62
VS
Alana Blanchard
- Round 1 Match 1 Defeated Abby Dahlkemper 175-74
- Round 2 Match 49 Defeated Alex Morgan 127-62
- Round 3 Match 81 Lost to Alyssa Miller 47-105
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Round 5 Match 102
Paige Spiranac vs Anna Kournakova
Paige Spiranac
- Round 1 Match 30 Lost to Paige Vanzant 79-146
- Round 2 Match 43 Defeated Naomi Osaka 170-14
- Round 3 Match 75 Defeated Kelsey Merritt 100-62
- Round 4 Match 94 Defeated Rose Bertram 126-65
VS
Anna Kournakova
- Round 1 Match 5 Defeated Anastasia Ashley 84-82
- Round 2 Match 51 Defeated Bianca Balti 94-61
- Round 3 Match 82 Lost to Bo Krasmanovic 81-95
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