(I’m not really serious about the plagiarism.)

Biden: “I know I’m not a young man, I don’t walk as easy or speak as smoothly or debate as well as I used to. But I know what I do know. I know how to tell the truth. I know right from wrong and I know how to do this job.”

Dr. Jill looked me over
And I guess she thought
I was all right
All right in a sort of a limited way
For an off-night
I said, “Don’t I know you
From the cinema geographer’s party?”
She said, “Who am I
To go against your mind?”

I know what I know
I’ve said what I said
We come and we go
That’s — you know — the thing — I keep
In the back of my head

She said, “There’s something about you
That really reminds me of money,”
She is the kind of girl
Who could say things that
Weren’t that funny
I said, “What does that mean
I really remind you of Monday?”
She said, “Who am I
To scoff at ten percent?”

I know what I know
I’ve said what I said
We come and we go
It’s like I got whacked
In the back of my head

She moved so easily
All my moves were uncertain
I said, “Aren’t you the woman
Who was recently wearing a curtain?”
She said, “Don’t you know me
From the babysitter slumber party?”
I said, “Who am I?
Who blew out my Depends?”

I know what I know
I’ve said what I said
Trunalimunumaprzure
That’s — you know — the thing — I keep
In the back of my head.