Her eyes are crossed. That’s a sign she can’t see straight.
At this point, you should:
(a) Go for a hole in one.
(b) Do a three-pointer at the buzzer.
(c) Bunt it down the first base line.
(d) Try a Hail Mary for the end zone.
(e) Slam dunk the mthr fckr.
Edvard Munch sees that photo and sheepishly asks to be excused for a few minutes.
“You’re gonna need a bigger mouth.”
Bet she’s taken.
Wait, what?
Her app just informed her that she’s pregnant.
Her eyes are crossed. That’s a sign she can’t see straight.
At this point, you should:
(a) Go for a hole in one.
(b) Do a three-pointer at the buzzer.
(c) Bunt it down the first base line.
(d) Try a Hail Mary for the end zone.
(e) Slam dunk the mthr fckr.