Due to unforseen circumstance the New Memes will have to wait until next week. Please accept my humblest apologies and this small peace offering.
Archive of entries posted on 14th December 2024
Saturday Night Hootenanny : Christmas Special
Department-Store Santas File Claus Action Suit
I Saw a Black SUV Yesterday, With Tinted Windows. Am I Just Being Paranoid?
Good Call, Lady
The wife of a Wisconsin kayaker who faked his own death moves to end their marriage
Channel 3000 News/AP | December 13, 2024The wife of a Wisconsin kayaker who faked his own drowning so he could leave her and their children and meet a woman in Eastern Europe filed court documents Thursday seeking to end their marriage.
Mangione Calls For Shooting Bus Driver Who Follows Routes, Fares, and Schedules Set By Government
China To Help Mitigate Global Warming by Blocking Out Sun Over U.S. With Observation Drones
Fed spokeswoman: “We can’t track them at all, because they seem to be originating from — and disappearing behind — slightly sloped roofs. Wait. Am I allowed to say that?”
IMAO Exclusive: Isolated Amazon Tribe Shakes Spears at Surveillance Plane; DHS and Pentagon Sending Teams To Learn Their Advanced Techniques
Related: Interns Shoot Down IMAO Nightly Nightie Drones
Straight Line of the Day: What? What Are Ancient Bacteria Radioing Each Other?
Scientists Discover Radio-Like Communication in Ancient Bacteria
Scitech Daily | December 09, 2024 | University of Cambridge
Cyanobacteria use an AM radio-like mechanism to regulate their genes, with the cell division cycle acting as a “carrier wave” and their circadian clock modulating the pulse strength to integrate signals from these two rhythms. This discovery explains how cells coordinate these oscillatory processes and may have applications in biotechnology and synthetic biology.
Actually, this is a pretty darn cool discovery that may have a lot of implications.
