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“Snatch this pebble from my hand, Grasshopper, then chuck it at the closest one…”
Nothing to see here, it’s just swamp gas.
Pompoms are a dead giveaway. Never trust them. They’re only used by suspicious cheerleaders who all look alike and have blonde hair with pink flowers in them. I had a cheerleader for a girlfriend once She was a closet Liberal! Don’t get me started!
Photos or it didn’t happen.
It has multiple buzzers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UohggLv5v8o&t=1s
They’re talented, and obviously spent an impressive amount of time practicing.
They sure know how to move their girl-anatomy — but wouldn’t that discriminate against me if I wanted to join them in their cheers and locker room?
Well, you could always identify as black female in the locker room shower and convince the Big Kahuna (out front near the start) to let you join. She’ll either say ‘Yes’ – or alternately kick your tookus through a solid steel door.
Gotta get their spy picturing done before the new sheriff shows up.