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Archive of entries posted on 5th December 2024

Does FEMA Ever Auction Off These Trailers?

Posted by Oppo on 5 December 2024, 5:00 pm

I’d like one myself.

Don’t worry. I’m sure they have the most cost-efficiency-minded diverse people working on it. Transitioning women and gays who are…

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Filed under One-Shots | 5 Comments

Tis the Season

Posted by Oppo on 5 December 2024, 3:00 pm
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Straight Line of the Day: How Does One Know If It’s the Real Santa, and Not Some Imposter Dressed Up Like Him?

Posted by Oppo on 5 December 2024, 12:00 pm
Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 18 Comments

Welcome to IMAO! Meeting Location Revealed To Only You Select Few

Posted by Oppo on 5 December 2024, 11:00 am
Filed under One-Shots | 11 Comments

Cartoons and Memes

Posted by walruskkkch on 5 December 2024, 10:00 am

“Hi Mr. Walrus, I came as expected.”

“Was there ever any doubt?”

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