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Irene Dunne vs Ginger Rogers
Irene Dunne (1-1-0 Pts. 86 Avg. 43.00)
VS
Ginger Rogers (1-1-0 Pts. 93 Avg. 46.50)
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Greta Garbo vs Barbara Stanwyck
Greta Garbo (2-0-0 Pts. 118 Avg. 59.00)
VS
Barbara Stanwyck (2-0-0 Pts. 133 Avg. 66.50)
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Katherine Hepburn vs Mae West
Katherine Hepburn (0-2-0 Pts. 74 Avg. 37.00)
VS
Mae West (1-1-0 Pts. 105 Avg. 52.50)
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I was in a student theater production (the course was mandatory, you understand. I’m a shy guy.)
We had to present a revue on stage at the end of the semester, to parade what we’d learned. As I recall it, I devised the scenarios for the whole 30-minute show — four skits, depicting four years of high school — though others wrote lines. I was already a big Monty Python fan, so this seemed easy to me.
The last skit called for senior high school students to be smoking weed, which called for the prop folks to provide tobacco, to pretend it was weed. I substituted weed. My friends in the audience told me that it was obvious that I had done so.
I was a big hit with myself. Also, during the act, an actor threw a Frisbee from stage left to me, which I caught, behind my back, stage right, with the joint still in my mouth. To applause.
Haven’t done weed since freshman year in college, though. Dangerous stuff. Beer is more self-limiting.
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Joan Crawford vs Claudette Colbert
Joan Crawford (0-2-0 Pts. 55 Avg. 27.50)
VS
Claudette Colbert (1-1-0 pts. 87 Avg. 43.50)
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Second week in the books and here is where we stand.
Results
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Standings
| Contestants | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Barbara Stanwyck | 2 – 0 – 0 | 133 | 66.50 | 68 | 66.50-34.00 |
| Greta Garbo | 2 – 0 – 0 | 118 | 59.00 | 69 | 59.00-34.50 |
| Mae West | 1 – 1 – 0 | 105 | 52.50 | 73 | 52.50-36.50 |
| Ginger Rogers | 1 – 1 – 0 | 93 | 46.50 | 86 | 46.50-43.00 |
| Claudette Colbert | 1 – 1 – 0 | 87 | 43.50 | 112 | 43.50-56.00 |
| Irene Dunne | 1 – 1 – 0 | 86 | 43.00 | 99 | 43.00-49.50 |
| Katherine Hepburn | 0 – 2 – 0 | 74 | 37.00 | 115 | 37.00-57.50 |
| Joan Crawford | 0 – 2 – 0 | 55 | 27.50 | 129 | 27.50-64.50 |
This week.
