I hope to get that pay raise that was a “done deal”, “everyone up the chain has bought off on it”, “we just need to do the paperwork” promise from 2 years ago. If only this stick holding the carrot would be just a little bit shorter.
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In the year of our Lord
Twenty-twenty and six
We set sail from the cold bay of Cork
Down below in our hold
Was a cargo of bricks
To throw back at Antifa in New York.
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When the ship struck Iraq
Ho, Lord, what a shock!
We nearly tumbled over
Found Saddam in the ground
And bin Laden was drowned
We’re the last of the Norris Rovers!
— The Norris Rovers, from the album The Norris Rovers
In the 2026
If MAGA can’t make the fix
When insults thrown turn to bricks
We may find
In the year 2027
Media won’t tell the truth, we buy what we’re given,
Everything we think, do, and say
Will be fed by AI to us every day
In the year 2028
We’re gonna grind our teeth; won’t believe our fate
We’ll start to get insects to chew
Nobody’s gonna get real food
In the year 2029
Our heads are hanging limp as we sigh
Our jobs are gone, nothing left to do
Some machine’s doing them for you
In the year 2030
Ain’t gonna need no husband; no wife, you see
You’ll pick your sex, pick your gender, too
Confusing everyone who ever thought they knew
In the year 2031
All rationality is finally done
We’ll look around ourselves and say
Hope it’s time for the Judgment day
In the year 2032
God is gonna say, “ I think they’re through…
I sure ain’t pleased where man has been…
I’ll tear it down and start again!”
By the year 2035
I’m kinda wonderin’ if man is gonna be alive
He’s taken everything this old Earth can give
And he ain’t put back nothin’
Now we’ve seen some crazy years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what he never knew
Now, man’s reign is through
But through eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
Maybe, it’s only yesterday
In the year 2025;
While man is still alive
To help us all survive
We must strive…
In the Year 2026…
…I don’t even want to speculate about such distant future.
I hope to get that pay raise that was a “done deal”, “everyone up the chain has bought off on it”, “we just need to do the paperwork” promise from 2 years ago. If only this stick holding the carrot would be just a little bit shorter.
In the year 2026, the Hemi V8 powered Dodge Charger will be the number 1 selling large sedan in America.
🎵
In the year of our Lord
Twenty-twenty and six
We set sail from the cold bay of Cork
Down below in our hold
Was a cargo of bricks
To throw back at Antifa in New York.
🎵
When the ship struck Iraq
Ho, Lord, what a shock!
We nearly tumbled over
Found Saddam in the ground
And bin Laden was drowned
We’re the last of the Norris Rovers!
— The Norris Rovers, from the album The Norris Rovers
In the year 2026…
…Nell Carter will be inducted into the Babesleaga Hall of Fame.
In the 2026
If MAGA can’t make the fix
When insults thrown turn to bricks
We may find
In the year 2027
Media won’t tell the truth, we buy what we’re given,
Everything we think, do, and say
Will be fed by AI to us every day
In the year 2028
We’re gonna grind our teeth; won’t believe our fate
We’ll start to get insects to chew
Nobody’s gonna get real food
In the year 2029
Our heads are hanging limp as we sigh
Our jobs are gone, nothing left to do
Some machine’s doing them for you
In the year 2030
Ain’t gonna need no husband; no wife, you see
You’ll pick your sex, pick your gender, too
Confusing everyone who ever thought they knew
In the year 2031
All rationality is finally done
We’ll look around ourselves and say
Hope it’s time for the Judgment day
In the year 2032
God is gonna say, “ I think they’re through…
I sure ain’t pleased where man has been…
I’ll tear it down and start again!”
By the year 2035
I’m kinda wonderin’ if man is gonna be alive
He’s taken everything this old Earth can give
And he ain’t put back nothin’
Now we’ve seen some crazy years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what he never knew
Now, man’s reign is through
But through eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
Maybe, it’s only yesterday
In the year 2025;
While man is still alive
To help us all survive
We must strive…
James Comey will be in prison by then. Gotta be careful what you spell out with sea shells James.
All of us gotta be careful what we spell out with sea shells. Of course, that’s a lesson we usually learn in third grade.
I even used commas when I did it with little dead sea worms.
In the year 2026 Hillary Clinton will pass away.