Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Good evening Miss Cardinale. I have a special assignment for you.”

“I’m out of whipped cream.”

“Errr, different assignment. While I am away you have to keep the punters occupied until I return.”

“How will I do that?”

“I’ve given you some Monty Python memes to titilate them.”

“Think that will work?”

I think they are easily amused. So voting is open until the 30th.”

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Which one is funniest?
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Would You Unquestioningly Believe This Report?

I should certainly hope not!!

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Substituted:

“IMAO” for “US” and “Trump”

“Beautiful women” for “Palestinians”

“IMAO Headquarters” for “Libya”

“Vegas” for “Gaza”

“claiming to have talked to” for “citing”

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IMAO reportedly developing plan to move 1 million Beautiful Women to IMAO Headquarters
Reuters | May 16, 2025 | Jasper Ward

WASHINGTON, May 16 (Reuters) – The IMAO administration is working on a plan to permanently relocate as much as one million beautiful women from the Vegas Strip to IMAO Headquarters, NBC News reported on Friday, claiming to have talked to five people …

[Without actually naming them, which is not actually “citing” them. Liberal academics seem to have an enormous problem with the concept of citing sources. See: Joe Biden, Harvard’s ex-president.]

with knowledge of the matter.

[There’s an inherent bias in that: “We have judged their claims to be ‘knowledge.’ So shut up!”]

{i.e., “The published article cited five people with knowledge of O.J.’s innocence . . . “}

Citing

[Not really citing]

two people with direct knowledge

[… A biased opinion, also an unproven one]

and a former IMAO official, NBC also reported that the plan is under serious enough consideration that IMAO has discussed it with IMAO’s Headquarters leadership. In exchange for resettling the beautiful women, the administration would release to IMAO headquarters billions of dollars of funds IMAO froze more than a decade ago, according to NBC and citing the same three people.

[So what happened to the other two out of the five? Are they chopped libbers?]

The original text:

US reportedly developing plan to move 1 million Palestinians to Libya
Reuters | May 16, 2025 | Jasper Ward

WASHINGTON, May 16 (Reuters) – The Trump administration is working on a plan to permanently relocate as much as one million Palestinians from the Gaza Strip to Libya, NBC News reported on Friday, citing five people with knowledge of the matter.

Citing two people with direct knowledge and a former U.S. official, NBC also reported that the plan is under serious enough consideration that the U.S. has discussed it with Libya’s leadership. In exchange for resettling the Palestinians, the administration would release to Libya billions of dollars of funds the U.S. froze more than a decade ago, according to NBC and citing the same three people.

More Insipid Phrases To Hate

I think the next person who says “It’s baked into the cake” I’m just going to walk away from. Or at least change the channel.

Or maybe I should simp-ly reply: “That dog don’t hunt” — to see if they realize that it is now a contest to see who can rummage through the culture for the more overused phrase without having to think much.