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Greta Garbo vs Alicia Silverstone
Greta Garbo (1-3-0 Pts. 130 Avg. 32.50)
VS
Alicia Silverstone (1-3-0 Pts. 157 Avg. 39.25)
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Valerie Bertinelli vs Lynda Carter
Valerie Bertinelli (4-0-0 Pts. 320 Avg. 80.00)
VS
Lynda Carter (4-0-0 Pts. 357 Avg. 89.25)
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As part of my Master-Click-Bait empire, I offer the following online games that should monetize — I mean, interest — you.
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Chordle: I think of a word, give you four tries to guess it, give you no clues or hints, and do not respond to complaints or summonses.
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Sodoffo: I think of a number, then other numbers, which don’t add up to anything, and sell your IP address.
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Gandhi Crush: Something about India. Will presumably get curiosity clicks just based on a percentage of their population.
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Online Poker Gambling(?): I show you five cards and inform you that my cards beat them. Your credit card is debited because you entered it in order to play, dumbass. Same with online slots, in case you haven’t figured that out. Online sluts, too, now that I think of it. OnlyNerds!
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Farmvillain: If you own a farm, I think you can pretty much guess where this is going.
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I am paying top dollar for any other ideas submitted to me without any Intellectual Property clause.
Good afternoon.
Selena Gomez vs Britney Spears
Selena Gomez (0-4-0 Pts. 64 Avg. 16.00)
VS
Britney Spears (0-4-0 Pts. 107 Avg. 26.75)
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Barbara Eden vs Jayma Mays
Barbara Eden (4-0-0 Ptsd. 391 Avg. 97.75)
VS
Jayma Mays (2-2-0 Pts. 206 Avg. 51.50)
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We are hitting the home stretch and for this round the voting will extend until June 1st whilst I am on vacay. June will see us wrap this winners bracket and get back to a new group.
Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
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| Barbara Eden | 4 – 0 – 0 | 391 | 97.75 | 66 | 97.75 – 16.50 |
| Lynda Carter | 4 – 0 – 0 | 357 | 89.25 | 80 | 89.25 – 20.00 |
| Valerie Bertinelli | 4 – 0 – 0 | 320 | 80.00 | 116 | 80.00 – 29.00 |
| Jayma Mays | 2 – 2 – 0 | 206 | 51.50 | 215 | 51.50 – 53.75 |
| Alicia Silverstone | 1 – 3 – 0 | 157 | 39.25 | 278 | 39.24 – 69.50 |
| Greta Garbo | 1 – 3 – 0 | 130 | 32.50 | 294 | 32.50 – 73.50 |
| Britney Spears | 0 – 4 – 0 | 107 | 26.75 | 327 | 26.75 – 81.75 |
| Selena Gomez | 0 – 4 – 0 | 64 | 16.00 | 363 | 16.00 – 90.75 |
Week 5
