Ensure she is fully into the booth at Waffle House before seating yourself, then unroll her tableware from the napkin for her so you can check it for spots.
Don’t leave to fight any supervillain weaker than, say, Red Skull, or Brainiac. You can afford to let Crazy Quilt or Paste-Pot Pete run wild until after you’ve dropped off your date.
Put your wedding ring in a glass of Champagne before you leave it in the garage.
Ensure she is fully into the booth at Waffle House before seating yourself, then unroll her tableware from the napkin for her so you can check it for spots.
Name drop Emily Post.
Don’t leave to fight any supervillain weaker than, say, Red Skull, or Brainiac. You can afford to let Crazy Quilt or Paste-Pot Pete run wild until after you’ve dropped off your date.
… I’ve got a picture from my sixth grade elementary school class… does that count?
… wait… aren’t we supposed to be working towards a classless society? I’m well on the way, personally…
Offer her a plug of your tobacco, but allow her to bite it off herself.
Ways To Show Your Date That You’ve Got Real Class…
be sure to have your lawyer present to negotiate a pre-nup to demonstrate your bona fides.
When dining at a Mexican joint, start the conversation with, “beans are neither fruit nor musical … do you agree?”