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Archive of entries posted on 17th March 2026

Straight Line of the Day: St. Patrick’s Day Resolutions

Posted by Oppo on 17 March 2026, 12:00 pm

“I thought those were for New Year’s.”

“Forget it. He’s on a roll.”

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 16 Comments

Caption This!

Posted by walruskkkch on 17 March 2026, 10:00 am

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Previously on IMAO…

  • Saturday Night Hootenanny March 28, 2026
  • Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special March 28, 2026
  • Company SUV Borrowed by IMAO Intern To Take “A Shortcut” on Highway March 28, 2026
  • Central Casting March 28, 2026
  • Ratchet Question: When Market Prices for Transportation Costs Go Down, Do You Ever Reduce Prices? March 28, 2026
  • Straight Line of the Day: Reasons Why Iran’s Supreme Leader Hasn’t Been Seen: … March 28, 2026
  • Friday Night Open Thread: If I Had Meghan Markle’s Pull . . . Oh, Wait, This Is a PG Site March 27, 2026
  • Double Bogey March 27, 2026
  • Stock Up on Strawberries and Steak! March 27, 2026
  • Straight Line of the Day: New Rule for Major League Baseball: From Now On, … March 27, 2026

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