I Hear They’re Greenhouse Neutral… and Taste Like Chicken

After haranguing Americans to eat fewer hamburgers, cow-hating Socialist Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was spotted in a restaurant with her chief of staff, who was eating a hamburger.

Relax. It was in New York City. That thing was at least 50% rat.

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  1. During the Giuliani administration the only rats available were the sewer rats, but now Diblasio’s rat breeding programs have been wildly successful in restoring the free-range rat population.

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